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@Microinteracti1 This guy thinks Jeffrey Epstein is a good judge of character.

Robert Mueller is dead. And the President of the United States has announced that he is, quote, glad. Now. I want you to sit with something for a moment. Jeffrey Epstein, the man who ran an international child sex trafficking operation for the entertainment of the ultra-wealthy, looked at Donald Trump and wrote the following words to former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers in 2017: “I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” The man who ran the pervert express to crime island looked at Trump and thought: that bloke is worse than me. And today, that same Donald Trump looked at the death of a decorated Vietnam veteran and former FBI director and typed “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” Then signed his name to it. Then posted it. Publicly. At 1:26 in the afternoon. There are war criminals who’ve managed more dignity at a press conference. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@panerabread getting rid of the charged lemonades because a few people with caffeine sensitivity died because they don't know how to read a sign that clearly states something has caffeine and the exact amount per serving is peak catering to the lowest denominator of intelligence.

@MoonbaseCaptain GMOONBASE!

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@CaliPnL Lips don't sweat! 😘

Girl next to me in middle school had one of these and I asked to borrow a pen one time and when she handed me the pen she went “ewww your hands are wet” and the whole class heard but they were not wet. My hands were not wet.

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@sash__mit Looks promising!

You can run AI models privately with Ollama on ElastOS (New Apple M5 makes local models v promising, it's coming to us!). Or connect Claude API, get support with your OS filesystem (Private IPFS) and SmartWallet. Your data stays yours with over 14+ chains to access and a world of dApps coming.

That was actually pretty incredible

@MoonbaseCaptain Gmoonbase!!

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@Whale_Guru Option 4: End this thing with your military might because, ya know, this is the American military that killed their most protected person in a few hours with zero American casualties. Your dramaticism and negativity is dangerous.

🚨 TRUMP IS CORNERED AND NOBODY IS SAYING IT 🚨 Option 1: Leave Iran → Middle East falls. Israel destroyed. America looks weak FOREVER. Option 2: Send ground troops → Iran has 600,000 active military + mountain terrain. This becomes Afghanistan x10. Option 3: Nuclear strike → Russia and China respond. Global war. End of civilization. Every option ends in catastrophe. The leader of the free world has NO GOOD MOVE LEFT. Let that satisfiedink in.

@teslacarsonly Imagine the body high of getting ejected out of your vehicle during a high intensity scene of your favorite movies as someone hits your car. I can't wait!

In a couple of years, traffic might feel like home, at least if you own a Tesla. Imagine cruising down the road while your car handles driving and you're sitting back watching a football match like you're on your couch at home. No hands on the wheel. No stress. Just vibes!

@WondermanNation Yer funny

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@DerrickEvans4WV What truck did he have that was able to stop this car?

🚨 BREAKING: A man in San Antonio is being hailed as a hero after using his truck to stop a runaway vehicle driven by a man who had passed out from a medical emergency.

67% wow.

@NFLFanRex @dimezzzzzz @NFL_DovKleiman What did Pokemon do to you?

@SolanaMemeList @dimezzzzzz @NFL_DovKleiman Retards that like pokemon don't get to have opinions. I should shove you in a locker

Legendary: Devin Hester only watches the first play of the Super Bowl every year to make sure no player takes the opening kickoff for a touchdown and then turns off the TV. "Every year I watch the Super Bowl for the first 15 seconds just to see if somebody else gonna do it. And then after that, I turn the TV [off]." Hester is the only NFL player in NFL history to do this.

@NFLFanRex @dimezzzzzz @NFL_DovKleiman Tell me you can't read or wipe your genitals and you shouldn't have a keyboard without saying it specifically.

@dimezzzzzz @NFL_DovKleiman Not really. He's not even a real football player. It's the equivalent of letting the best make a wish kid into the HOF.

🇺🇸 BREAKING: President Donald Trump urges banks to bend the knee to crypto and stop holding American innovation HOSTAGE!!

🛡️ The only meme directly in @coinbase's name