Mike at Solid B Pictures

It's here! I'm on a podcast! Listen to me give a bad Boston accent as I discuss The Departed with my friend Edward Klau on this week's Hindsighting!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hin…

My thanks to @Glenn__Kenny for penning this tribute to Chuck Norris (who kicked ass) and to @DillenDanger for making this Chuck Norris GIF (that kicks ass). decider.com/2026/03/20/chu…

In honor of Chuck Norris, I’ll be using my first shift as Mall Easter Bunny to roundhouse kick the Auntie Anne’s employee for forgetting my honey mustard for the last time.

Walker told me I have AIDS

Chuck Norris is off on his last, great adventure: to punch God. Rest easy, legend.

Watching The Pitt and suddenly realizing Dr. Robbie's mechanic pal is the creepy dude from @LouDPhillips The First Power and now i wanna watch that again cuz that movie freaked my Shit out as a kid. (Dad took me to a LOT of R-rated flicks)

I just want to take a minute to wish everybody a happy springtime! 🌸

RFK Jr. isn’t a skeptic asking hard questions. He’s a con man dismantling the vaccine system that kept your kids safe for generations. Babies are back in ICUs with diseases that should be extinct. A federal judge called his appointees “distinctly unqualified.” This isn’t medical freedom, it’s straight up negligence. propublica.org/article/rfk-jr…

James Carville to Trump: “You do not determine who in the fuck is gonna be successful in this country because you are a model for the theory that a fat stupid sack of shit can get elected president because that’s what you are — fat stupid sack of shit. I love that I have dyslexia, I love that I have a short attention span. The only thing that I’ve ever been able to concentrate on in my whole life is how much I fucking hate you”

Check out the pre-launch page for my next Kickstarter campaign for the parody novel Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered nathanrabin.substack.com/p/the-pre-laun…

it’s friday we did it we made it great work everyone

@LiamODin My daughter says she doesn't want to see it and I am flummoxed. FLUMMOXED! Still bought tix for us for Sunday

Took my 16 year old son to Project Hail Mary & we loved it. In fact, he loved it so much, he's going to see again Saturday with his friends. Cinema lives ❤️🪨🌎

But at least the grocery prices went down

Babe thats die antwoord

i wrote this tweet fighting for my life 3 months into covid, watching 11 hours of bake off a day. you weren’t in the trenches. all i had was bread week

Bro just a gave a nuke to the entire meme community

Get well soon Chuck Norris, the first celebrity to kick my son for being an idiot.

"you have 1 hour to edit your post" you have one hour to shut the fuck up because i just typed and posted that shit flawlessly

I know at this point no Atlantic column is going to take down the crime syndicate posing as our government, but this is about as succinct as any evaluation of our current “foreign policy” and standing in the world that could ever be written. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/…

Here is what’s really going on with regard to the funding stalemate in Congress. ICE agents shot and killed two U.S. citizens on the streets of Minneapolis. Democrats then said: before we write you another check, agree to the same rules every police department in America already follows. Judicial warrants before entering homes. Visible ID. Body cameras. No raids at schools and hospitals. We immediately pushed for votes to fund TSA, the Coast Guard, and FEMA. Republicans blocked it. We tried to fund FEMA alone. Republicans blocked that too. Their position was to fund ICE with no strings attached, or shut the whole thing down. So DHS shut down. Then yesterday, the White House sent a letter admitting we were right. But they still won’t agree to judicial warrants or to take the masks off, which means agents can still break down your door without a judge’s approval and you still can’t see their faces when they do it. We’ve been ready to fund your airport security since day one, not to mention Coast Guard, FEMA and the rest. Republicans chose to protect ICE from accountability instead. #FundDHSFreezeICE

@LexG_III Go anyway. Just say you're going to one of those 4 hour+ Bollywood flicks