Mark Graham

SOME PERSONAL NEWS: The Graham fam — @keanesian, @Maxabillions, Zach, and your Uncle Grambo — have LAUNCHED A PODCAST! It's called BACK IN MY DAY, and in each episode, we discuss two movies with our 12-year-old: One from when I was 12, and one from when Meghan was 12.

@dmoon @Steven_Hyden WALLY PLEASANT! Oh my god blast from the past. Gotta dig through my CD books tonight and toss HOUSES OF THE HOLY MOLY on. Thank you!

@Steven_Hyden Wally Pleasant will need to update the song. youtu.be/sVQWbV6CwLA?si…

I think we’re done here

A Kazakh mining company partly owned by the Trump family has a $900 million taxpayer-backed line of credit from the Export-Import Bank, a federal agency that subsidizes U.S. companies’ overseas dealings.

@rockmarooned One of life’s great joys is experiencing a new theater for the first time.

My daughter is becoming reluctantly acquainted with one of my dumbest and most steadfast beliefs: That it is fun to go to the movies in another city whilst on vacation. I mean... right?!?

This year, the Cannes Film Festival advocated "The Devils," the Holy Grail of restorations, in crystalline 4K and in all its sacrilegious glory. Out later this year. #Cannes2026 decider.com/2026/05/23/ken…

@LuigiAshton It’s not negative to point out that it’s a nearly identical riff. I like the song and consider myself an O-Rod fan.

@unclegrambo There's a lot of songs with similar guitar riffs. Hmm... Music is not meant to be extra unique all the time. Leave Olivia Rodrigo alone and let people enjoy her music. You won't get famous with this kind of negativity.

Man, Olivia Rodrigo is going to have share songwriter loyalties with Dave Grohl on "The Cure," isn't she? That guitar riff is virtually indistinguishable from "Everlong."

A 6 month shoot? HELL YES!!

How could President Biden have planted 274 agents at the January 6 insurrection when Trump was president then?

✨2027✨ phantasmag.com/articles-3/man…

OMG I THOUGHT THIS PROJECT WAS DEAD GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWWWWWW

@alshipley I'm not a lawyer but it sure seems pretty close...

@unclegrambo multiple songs on her first album wound up with Taylor Swift and Paramore songwriting credits. I think the "Everlong" similarity is more sonic/aesthetic than compositional, but so was the Paramore one, so it may happen.

If this Slayyyter performance had been on SNL, I'm pretty confident DANCE would have shot into the Top 10 within days. SOTS vibes! youtube.com/watch?v=ctm-Up…

Is there a Polymarket for whether or not he'll be spotted golfing this weekend? I would bet my life savings that he'll be on the course either tomorrow or Sunday.

The concept of this being our Survivor 50 winner…. #survivor #survivor50 🫪

Over the past few weeks, and from sources having nothing to do with Candace Owens, we have learned: 1. Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin was DEFINITIVELY in police custody an hour before he sent his Discord "confession" 2. Utah County plans to present screengrabs of weird roommate texts to "prove" assassin's guilt but has spent the past nine months REPEATEDLY REFUSING to hand over any forensic data files proving the texts are real and judge refuses to do anything about this 3. One of the contractors hired to install pavers over the never-sealed-off crime scene the weekend after the murder says the FBI and the governor needed the job done "by Monday" 4. Oh and FBI is resurrecting a long-discredited pseudoscience it hasn't used in 21 years, that was developed specifically for the Warren Commission at a defense contractor under investigation for Pentagon fraud, requires the use of a plasma atomic emission spectrometer and which was later deployed to wrongfully convict scores of alleged murderers many of whom have since gotten their convictions overturned, to try and match the bullet fragments in Charlie's neck to alleged assassin Tyler Robinson's gun -- which the prosecution has ALSO refused to make accessible to the defense -- because the original ballistics analysis was not a match. 5. Robinson's grandpa said publicly at his last courtroom appearance that his grandson had been framed & no one in the family thought he did it 6. The roommate who furnished virtually every shred of meaningful evidence against Robinson is not testifying at his evidentiary hearing but instead appearing in a recorded video (And like I said, all of this is before you even launch into anything Owens has unearthed, which is bascially an epic saga of Iran-Contra weirdness & criminality & scale, narrated by a person who believes the Moon Landing and dinosaurs and antibiotics are fake, but who also seems to be the most reliable narrator to have ever personally plumbed the depths of the radical right)

@intothecrevasse If it ain’t broke…

@unclegrambo Genuinely inspiring that he finally got a budget to make his first movie in over a decade and resolved to do absolutely nothing differently!

I WANT YOUR SEX: a delightful exercise in forcing your fetishes—in this case, overlighting and flat composition and garish gel-pen tones and abrupt endings and porn dialogue and fetishes—on other people, closely attuned to how much of that can be taken

@intothecrevasse Nice sitting next to you, hombre! I’m mainly glad that people are still giving Araki money to make movies. (And he, in turn, keeps giving roles to James Duval!.)

When someone’s having very confusing, very sexual feelings while Slowdive drones on the soundtrack… he’s still got his fastball

The NJ Republican has been missing for more than 75 days, but now new reports reveal that his wife hasn't been seen in some time as well. thedailybeast.com/mystery-of-mis…