Pratik

@OyeHammad @asadfacts Abbe lwde alr debunked 🤣

@asadfacts 😂😂😂

Pakistan has moved on - from grounding the entire Indian Air Force for 2 days, shooting down prized Rafales, and defeating a 7× larger aggressor, to crushing the Taliban and now mediating globally between Iran and the U.S. India, meanwhile, is still obsessing over imaginary punches against Pakistan a year after the fight. That contrast says everything about who won and saw a rise in its strategic profile and who is still coping and seething like a sore loser. Stomach the humiliation gracefully, Admiral.

@asadfacts Grounding?? How? 🤣

@dudenotokay Phynny

I’m sorry Shivani.

@GopeshKhetan Same bro

Sorry for deceiving yall fellas but this is my true skin colour and due to my insecurities I made me little lighter, but not anymore… #proudblack

@Exten91 @connect_rishav Dumb??

@connect_rishav Indians genuinely want you to believe a P8 can dodge that missile but somehow a rafale can't

For the very first time, the Indian Navy revealed a striking detail from Op Sindoor⚡🇮🇳: During an ISR mission over mountainous terrain (J&K?), an Indian Navy P-8I was engaged by hostile missile (PL-15/HQ-9?). However, it successfully evaded the threat and completed its mission.

@Ghafarbutt @Priyans51704691 @Prathamesh_0501 @sidhant Alr did in 71

@Priyans51704691 @Prathamesh_0501 @sidhant Beta ager tum na PAKISTAN Ko khatam karna hota tu abi tak khatam kar detay. Ager america or isreal mil kar iran ko khatam nahi kar sakay tu tum kya karo gay PAKISTAN ko. is chutiya soch sa bahar niklo or koi parhai warai karo.

Indian Navy was 'minutes away from striking Pakistan' in May 2025 says Indian Navy Chief Admiral Dinesh Tripathi "During Operation Sindoor Indian Navy was just minutes away from striking Pakistan from sea, when they requested stoppage of kinetic actions"

@sxchidxnxnd Fk u gae

A year ago I sent a DM to a girl on 𝕏. A year later we have each other blocked and this is a random post i nabbed on twitter.

Fake News Alert! Please stay alert against such false and baseless claims and posts on social media!

India’s first liquid-fuel aerospike engine has been successfully tested by Bengaluru-based @PrimeToolings, a major milestone in indigenous propulsion with efficiency across all altitudes. @PriyankKharge 1/2

@wojakcodes Fr 💀

this is why anonymity is important 💀

@Catsillyness Bro is hawasi

He has a crush!

@Vivan__d12 Me too bhai me too

Mujhe apna baccha palne ke liye kisi bhi aurat ke sath sona pade toh mai so jaunga 🥀🚶

IRAN HAS STRUCK AMAZON SERVERS IN BAHRAIN

@KantInEastt Jesus Choudhary

The real issue is whether he is Jesus Sharma, Jesus Singh, Jesus Modi, Jesus Yadav, Jesus Gujjar, Jesus Srivastava, Jesus Jain or Jesus Agarwal

@OxNeeraj Desh sahi hai log mc hai

Bihar is probably but India is definitely the worst country on Entire Earth

@wojakcodes Don’t

should I try this with my Thar?

@navya17012001 Moti ho rhi thoda sa, but all good 😵‍💫

lets go to watch hoppers

@awaisahmedna Planet, star and celestial bodies

Super excited to finally share a new project that we’ve been working called Project Astro! Under this project we'll be launching 333 satellites to map the precise real-time positions of planets, stars, and celestial bodies with accuracy no ground-based observatory can match. We’re partnering with one of the world's largest astrology platforms (under NDA, but you can guess) to offer the world’s first satellite-verified AI service (no not Artificial Intelligence - Astrological Intelligence). Real-time planetary and constellation positions. No approximations. No outdated ephemeris tables from the 1960s. Just cold, hard, space-grade astrological truth. Some highlights: — First paying customer is an unnamed billionaire who has refused to close his next round of funding until Mercury’s position is independently verified by a satellite. We quoted him $1Mn. He didn’t blink. — We’re already in talks with 3 matrimonial platforms for API integration. Vibe-matching powered by actual space infrastructure. “Satellite-matched” as a badge on profiles. — B2G pipeline is strong. One state election commission has informally asked if we can provide “auspicious window analysis” for announcing election dates — TAM is conservatively 3.2 billion people, but ideal customer profile is anyone that believes this post today. Our Finance team has flagged that this pivot makes our Series C narrative “complicated.” I have responded that astrology-tech is the only sector with both zero customer churn and zero price sensitivity.

@navya17012001 @niirmuuuu

@niirmuuuu marry me mujhe aapki faadni hai

Aap uski gaaaand faaad do. Humein kya lena dena