
Somali Institute of Chinese Studies
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Somali Institute of Chinese Studies
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Somalia's only Research Institute & Think Tank covering China's impact on Somalia & Africa. Reports & expert commentary on world|geopolitics|economy|society.



BREAKING: Trump is so senile that he thinks Minnesota was taken by Somalia. “We’ll get Minnesota back. We’ll take it back from Somalia.” I prefer presidents who know which parts of the world are controlled by us.

This statement by @araghchi speaks from a position of sovereignty. It does not rush to flatter Steinmeier. Instead it offers a restrained diplomatic credit, because condemning violations against Iranians is not a generosity. It is the bare minimum respect required by int'l law.


The Physics of “Living on Your Knees” is explained. Bin Salman chose to live on his knees, which is the leading cause of ass kissing in the world.

We hereby present our Two-State Solution to Donald Trump: the sovereign State of Minnesomalia in Minnesota, with Karmel Mall as our capital city & halal diplomacy as our foreign policy. A time-tested arrangement, just like when the State of Israel was planted on top of Palestine.


A textbook example of Bin Salman kissing Trump's ass during the 2025 Saudi‑US Investment Forum in Riyadh. But Trump’s humiliating remarks about Bin Salman now are the inevitable outcome of a normalized “Wolf and Lamb” order among Gulf leaders who treat America as their protector.

A textbook example of Bin Salman kissing Trump's ass during the 2025 Saudi‑US Investment Forum in Riyadh. But Trump’s humiliating remarks about Bin Salman now are the inevitable outcome of a normalized “Wolf and Lamb” order among Gulf leaders who treat America as their protector.


⚡️⭕️ Trump talking about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman: He didn’t think he would be kissing my ass, he really didn’t…and now he has to be nice to me….he better be nice to me, he’s gotta be..


Israel has hit 2 of Iran's largest steel factories, a power plant and civilian nuclear sites among other infrastructure. Israel claims it acted in coordination with the U.S. Attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy. Iran will exact HEAVY price for Israeli crimes

If history offers any guidance, the shores of Kharg Island does not offer a strategic breakthrough for the invader, but the conditions for another Gallipoli Campaign. The idea that some 2,500 US Marines could seize Kharg Island is just a Hollywood fiction. @Somali_ICS/the-myth-of-seizing-kharg-island-and-gallipolis-lesson-7b5895713b60" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@Somali_ICS/th…

The Gulf state lap-dogs of the Zionist-led DC regime have a lot of ass kissing to do. Trump tried that kiss my ass stunt with Iran and had Sejjil missiles lodged in it. And ever since, he can't even sit proper anymore. Politics is dirty, sovereign military power keeps it clean.

President Trump mocks Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Bin Salman: “He didn’t think he would be kissing my ass, he really didn’t…and now he has to be nice to me….he better be nice to me, he’s gotta be..”

The Gulf state lap-dogs of the Zionist-led DC regime have a lot of ass kissing to do. Trump tried that kiss my ass stunt with Iran and had Sejjil missiles lodged in it. And ever since, he can't even sit proper anymore. Politics is dirty, sovereign military power keeps it clean.

We hereby present our Two-State Solution to Donald Trump: the sovereign State of Minnesomalia in Minnesota, with Karmel Mall as our capital city & halal diplomacy as our foreign policy. A time-tested arrangement, just like when the State of Israel was planted on top of Palestine.




