Some Carnie 🎡

@benjitaylor I would love a way to list local irl events to people around me. My festivals do well on Facebook event listing and I would rather spend marketing dollars on x

In addition to larger features, my goal is to make 𝕏 faster and more delightful to use overall, which means upgrading lots of little things across the product. This is a new sidebar we’re now rolling out on iOS. Excited for more details like this.

@BasilTheGreat This photo makes me feel like I don't want her to return.

Even Female NASA astronauts do the meme

@Renaissance_Man @astro_Pettit astronaut or liability?

@astro_Pettit Imagine being the one astronaut without the right adapter

The Collapsable Contingency Urinal (CCU) now being used on Artemis 2 after a toilet malfunction. Essentially an open container (reusable, sealable, and drainable) that controls the urine-air interface using capillary forces like my Space Cup does coffee. When you are in cislunar space with a broken toilet, you need contingencies and the CCU replaces the need for about 25 pounds of diapers.

@MarioNawfal US Navy Subs had to get retrofitted with more toilets to accommodate the female crew during that transition. This toilet was probably overdesigned because it has to be unisex. Women belong in the kitchen.

🚨 The Artemis II capsule reportedly has a “burning smell” coming from its toilet system. That’s a sealed spacecraft, a confined crew, and nowhere to go if something’s off. Imagine being halfway to the Moon, part of one of the most advanced missions ever built by NASA… …and the biggest problem is your burning toilet. @RT_com

@malikules @enfinleve @vml_global @labgrownleather Now do dino nuggets

🚨BREAKING: World’s first T-Rex leather product created using reconstructed dinosaur collagen the team used fossilized T.rex collagen sequences to reconstruct a complete collagen blueprint with advanced computational biology and AI modelling. fully synthetic DNA construct was inserted into a carrier cell line. they cultivated these engineered cells using lab-grown leather’s proprietary Advanced Tissue Engineering Platform (ATEP™) and integrated into its Elemental-X™ product stream. their scaffold-free approach allows the cells to create their own natural structure, resulting in a material that is structurally identical to traditional leather. the T-Rex Leather™ was entrusted to Enfin Levé, who transformed the biomaterial into a luxury handbag. the piece is currently presented in Art Zoo Museum in Amsterdam

@Alistair_McF Didn't get a chance too. Deep Sea piratemaxxing is just too much fun. 3-4man max teams out there is peak rust so far

@SomeCarnie Did you have fun dressing up as a bunny though?

Over 12 years of development, Rust just had it's best April wipe player numbers on record. Thank you for your continued love for the game🩷 Latest update here: rust.facepunch.com/news/spring-cl…

@Alistair_McF @playrust We did well tonight

Rust update is out! @playrust GL HF Don't sleep

@i_manage_risk @Pirat_Nation amzn.to/4c1ImWO This is the bed

@SomeCarnie @Pirat_Nation I need the link!

MSI is launching a monitor arm with a cat bed. It has rotation, RGB lights, and a heating pad

BREAKING: Kristi Noems husband HONKERMOGS his wife while TROONMAXXING

@rawsalerts a California chocolate company.. Bro.. use their name so we can find them in stores.. smh

🚨#BREAKING: A California Chocolate company has issued a nationwide recall after it chocolate products was spiked with Viagra ingredients.

@LibertyCappy I'm setting this up as my morning alarm clock sound file

WW2 anime intro

@AGONbyAOC Even if you gave me one I'd still use my Odessy Ark

We’re clearing out our EU/US warehouses and found a batch of extra monitors. And we want to give them to YOU. Comment if you want one ⤵️

@playrust A better April fools would be to make nights darker and longer.

This wipe we’re introducing the Reputation Analysis & Tracking System. 🕵️☢️🔍 Rust has always been about consequences. We felt they didn’t go far enough. Now, if you kill someone, you’ll be live-pinged on the map for 5 minutes and lose all sleeping bag spawns. Everyone will see you. If multiple players are involved, all of you are flagged. Your actions now also affect a persistent score: Repeat kills, reports, raids ↓ “Positive” behaviour, like waving to your neighbour ↑ Low score extends your ping, reduces loot, and limits spawns. A high score earns queue priority and small bonuses. Scores are visible. Opt-out is not available. Read more on our DevBlog: fcpn.ch/afrats.yfm

@Mister_Shelby You didn't need to do this.

Oh le fou. "I made this custom Path of Exile styled SkillTree plugin for Rust" : reddit.com/r/playrust/com…

@Polymarket Can I get one for my bedroom?

JUST IN: California startup, R3 BIO, revealed to be working to grow "headless" human clones for organ harvesting.

@HIZAKIofficial Hell Yes.

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