🇺🇸Some Guy🇺🇸 🇯🇵サム・ガイ🇯🇵
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🇺🇸Some Guy🇺🇸 🇯🇵サム・ガイ🇯🇵
@SomeFarker
Just here for my own amusement. Don't assume I give two shits about your opinion. Most memes posted have been shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on the internet.
Katılım Ekim 2024
262 Takip Edilen189 Takipçiler
Woman walking her dog stops in front of a stranger’s house, throws a bag of dog poop into their trash can, and casually walks away like nothing happened.
Some people really treat other people’s property like their personal garbage dump.
Would you say something if you saw this or just let it slide?
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@Reddit_Retards There was a made-for-TV movie back in the early 70's that had that very premise as its plot line.
(not the pregnancy - just the rape).
I can't remember the name, but I do know that the "victim" had problems getting anyone to take him seriously.
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If a man gets r*ped by a woman and she gets pregnant, should the man be able to decide what happens to the baby?
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@Social_Chef @PalmerB54938 @MistralWindBoy Sadly, the "Still 32 ounces" proclamation on their quart jars no longer exists. They're 30 ounces now.
At least the pint jars are still a pint, but who knows how long that will last?
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@PalmerB54938 @MistralWindBoy Hopefully, the recipe remains untouched. An investment firm acquired the company, and you know they’re notorious for ruining everything to make it cheaper.
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@ruglerugle @kaeruZangyo Sorry.
Wrong.
No such thing.
😏😏😏
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アメリカ人のみなさん、韓国人のみなさん
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日本では「親父ギャグ」と呼ばれる物があります。
中高年の男性が、ついついくだらないダジャレや
ジョークを言ってしまう現象です。
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脳の働きが関係していると言われていますが、
正確な原因はわかっていません。
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皆さんの国にも同じような問題はありますか？
yumi@misojiyuu
話がループしてる。
日本語
@harukaawake The one that was left out doesn't represent a genuine religion.
English
This is interesting... it seems like you left out one particular person here... 🤔
么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ,@___TheGOOdWitch
SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION SAY NO TO RELIGION
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@Breaking911 Which means that Congressional democrats will do everything they possibly can to ensure that such a bill never makes it to his desk
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President Trump has indicated he could sign a bill that would make Daylight Saving Time permanent.
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@JoeDanMedia @BamaSaltyMarine If you want to beat him for that oversight, I will happily deny that I saw anything.
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Proof all good things start with B-
Beer
butt
boobs
blondes
brunettes
bonfires
big trucks
boots n Jean's
boats
backroads
bros
bass
blasting music
bikinis
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@mchooyah Not their day, either. Their (well deserved) day doesn't come until November.
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Just so you don’t need to be corrected today, and with respect, don’t wish combat veterans Happy Memorial Day. It ain’t happy.
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It’s Towel Day today! So raise a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for Douglas. 🍸
Rhianna Evans@JazzyRhianna
Happy Towel Day! Today we celebrate Douglas Adams! ♥️
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@joshuawbarr Why, thank you, sir. That's awfully decent of you.
May I offer you a beverage to help celebrate?
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To all who avoid activities that are unpleasantly like being drunk and make sure the wrong lizard doesn't get in - happy towel day #towelday
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Already for Towel Day, checking the embossed Babel Fish are functioning correctly #towelday #douglasadams #babelfish
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Don't panic!
Know where your towel is.
And maybe check what your AI assistant actually remembers about you after you've deleted everything.
Happy Towel Day. 🌍🚀🪐
#TowelDay #HitchhikersGuide
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