Some Kimberly

My Cancer Revenge Body. This body swam everyday, made her kids happy, & performed with Stage 4 Triple Negative Metastatic Breast Cancer. IT WAS FUCKING HARD! I get a reprieve, but I want people to know perfection is skewed. With my flaws, I will love deeper! #fuckcancer

I never ask anyone for anything... I wish I was returned the same courtesy.

@RagingFluffy 🤣🤣🤣

@SomeKimberly A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit: "Hey, does shit ever stick to your fur?" "Nope!" He replied. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Hey.... I think I have cancer in my back. Ok, I do..... I’m in the hospital... and I need jokes.... now.

@timvicious 🙃🤣🤣🤣

@twiticulture @cravin4 🤣🤣🤣

@SomeKimberly @cravin4 Why did the Chemistry student fail his midterm? He only studied periodically.

I’ll hear you out but you can’t make me listen.

Shall I compare thee to Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche.

Roses are nice but bacon is better!

The bullshit I would get.... it would be a kindness.

Sometimes I think the biggest mistake I make regularly is just being myself.

@timvicious ❤️❤️🤣

@SomeKimberly I am so jealous of you now

Hey ya!!!...... it’s Elvis Costello and the Imposters!!!! Gawd.... I love all the bits!!!!!!

Outta my way I have to turn up Xanadu

She's still in there somewhere. That girl I used to be.

Maybe I’m just the rough draft of a future better version of myself.

@timvicious 😁😁🥺

Meatballs or what can I say.... the squirts.

@timvicious 😊😊😊😊

I’ve got Swedish Chef looking out for me.

Do I like him or do I just need a distraction while I wait for this pizza delivery?