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Celebrate 25 years of Something Awful with a free account, this weekend only. Leave this terrible website and post on SA instead: forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.p…

Light on rules and overseen by an army of volunteer moderators, Something Awful — which once hosted communities devoted to extra long faces and rubbing Hitler's tits and ass, was often spoken of in the same breath as cesspools like 4chan and the New York Times comment section.

@TheWapplehouse Now taking apprentices - pay up.

Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… twitter.com/JediNabber/sta…

@HotFudgePandae @ChadVision Here you go: somethingawful.com/news/jet-li-de…

@ChadVision @Something_Awful had two articles that listed off how the other multiverse Jet Lis got killed. Now I can't find them, lost to time. My favorite was the one where he's an impressive sword fighter, so Evil Jet Li just shoots him in the face while sleeping.

Multiverse movies peaked with The One and Hollywood has been struggling to get out of it's shadow for 22 years

Thread here: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php…

Someone on the forum unearthed some early 90s (unlicensed?) Street Fighter manwha from Hong Kong and it has this wonderful image of Ken snorting TERRIFYING ANGEL DUST

(De)pluralize Movies! forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php…

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goons do not know what a cat looks like

For a playlist of music from 2009-2019, check this out: youtube.com/watch?v=6x3-eo…

Submissions are over for the year, but congrats and thanks to all the goons who participated in this year's Awful Xmas Music thread! forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php…

@iododds @dlknowles @sa_moment if it's the tiny domino meme i'm thinking of, it results in the trump presidency. no mass shooters or terrorist attacks have come out of sa though, we don't like nazis and incels.

@dlknowles Oh man, good question. I saw one of those 'tiny domino to large domino' memes that suggested something like this, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. @SA_moment might have some thoughts

I gotta say, it feels REALLY weird how familiar institutions from my Very Online youth now play a regular role in mass shootings and extremism. It's like if you used to drink at this one beerhall in Munich but stopped going in 1919 cos the vibes were off twitter.com/oneunderscore_…

@SquishyFreshTV i don't know, why don't you try it and tell me

@Something_Awful How is the poop side coming out facing up?

pictured: elon musk brainstorming twitter strategies

@paraone rude

@Something_Awful It’s like being on Fark again

if you need a comical jape to help you through this trying time, may i suggest this thread forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php…

this is the first and last time i will interact with Guy Mann/...of Science!/Sleeveless. are you still reporting post after post into the void out of sheer obsession? gonna get mad about 'deadnaming' because i named your accounts again? my very own, homegrown reply guy. how cute

@PsychEyeball he won't be able to find anyone else

@Something_Awful You think Elon will hire Radium to work on Twitter?

its owner should complete the lowtax speedrun

@PikminRhythm i'm just here to see if twitter burns down

@Something_Awful wow that is kewl

should i actually pay 10 dollars for a something awful account

@PikminRhythm actually, i am

@Something_Awful i wanna ask "are you the real SA" but I also feel like you're gonna respond with a funny non-answer