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@MykByg @K1ngofThreads @Milfslover7 @midwest_hotttie I’ve always figured that, because of superior sucking skills, vampires must give the best head
Can you confirm?
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@K1ngofThreads @Milfslover7 @midwest_hotttie This is me in my Vampire corset! (AI background). Are you willing to risk a bite? I'll just suck your... blood from... your dick! 🧛♀️🔥💋
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Now that this is the official MAGA line, you will see it parroted as absolute fact by people who have never, in their entire life, shown their ID at a restaurant.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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@gardengirl125 The replies are great!
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Marxinne@Marxinne1818
Not my kids, but when I was a kid my teachers tried to poison me with woke ideology by telling me communism was bad, Stalin was just as evil as Hitler, the CIA/FBI/Police are good, I should respect the troops because they invade other countries to kill and rape, and that capitalism is the only thing that works. Luckily, all my children are sent to China to study Maoism so we can avoid that woke liberal brainwashing
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@oyler2022 lol that’s “racism” to you?
Would it be racist if the heroes were white and the bad guys were black?
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@Fawkjoo @StoneSculptorJN There it is again
“Looting the cpp”
When exactly did this happen? lol
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🇨🇦 Force 🇺🇸 Multiplier 🇨🇦@Fawkjoo
Really? I thought it was because Canada is cutting backroom deals with China. Or was it the fact that Canada has lost Trillions under the Liberals. Or wait, was it that the Canadian people elected a Minority Liberal government and the Liberals bypassed the will of the people? Is that it? Or maybe it's because Carney is looting the CPP to fund his green utopia off the backs of Canadians? That has to be it, right?
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@StoneSculptorJN It's pretty shocking talking to some of them.
You can literally have empirical evidence and they refuse to even acknowledge it.
Will take something big to shock them out of their malaise. Like the Liberals taking money from their pension plan, maybe?
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It amazes me, that Donald Trump was able to inspire so much fake, misguided Canadian nationalism.
Imagine, thinking the Americans are a threat to us, but not the CCP???
I have learnt that most Canadians are fucking clueless
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@Fawkjoo @StoneSculptorJN “Like the Liberals taking money from their pension plan”
It’s kind of weird to use non-events to make a point
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@StoneSculptorJN Stephen Harper trusted China as well.
And he has recently made comments that suggest he sees the threat of America as well
What I’m wondering is why so many conservatives are now calling Harper an idiot
It’s quite a change
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@RepJackKimble Remember when Trump educated us on the need to show shop at grocery stores?
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I still remember when I was in college and I got a fake ID so I could eat at Denny’s
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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@govt_corrupt @greendragonhq When did Stephen Harper become a liberal?
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@greendragonhq I'm talking about the Liberal Party of Canada.
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When Trump is gone, who will the liberals blame for all the problems we have?
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@MikeTheNavyGuy1 To be fair though, there aren’t that many BYD buses and vans on American roads. A couple thousand maybe
And I believe they are built in the USA
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America has BYD buses and vans. China is America's 3rd largest trading partner.
Kelly DeRidder, MP@KellyDeRidderMP
Canada should be focused on protecting and strengthening CUSMA, not making decisions that put it at risk. Importing 49,000 EVs from China while the U.S. bans them over security concerns doesn’t just raise serious questions, it puts our auto sector and our trade relationship in a tough spot.
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@JayGenXer lol
“Weaponize the CBC as state propaganda “
Thank you for letting me know. I will never again believe any of the praise the CBC has given to PP or the CPC.
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TRUMP’S DIDN’T do any of this to Canada.
Liberals DID — every single bit of it.
TRUMP DIDN’T:
• Legalize deadly drugs like fentanyl
• Flood Canada with millions of unvetted immigrants
• Cause massive food inflation and a cost-of-living crisis
• Destroy our healthcare system
• Let crime spiral out of control
• Turn our parks into exploding tent cities
• Weaponize the CBC as state propaganda
• Push woke ideology onto our children
• Break the Emergencies Act and attack peaceful protesters
This entire mess has one clear author: **11 years of Liberal RULE**.
And now they expect us to believe Carney will magically fix what they deliberately broke?
I’M SO DONE WITH OF ALL THE GASLIGHTING!!
Canada First — not more Liberal destruction. 🔥🇨🇦
Attach the new graphic below 👇🏻
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North Bay till Wed. May 7th morning
Mississauga May 7th till May 10th
Barrie May 10th till??
Timmins arrival June 1st
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@JayGenXer And in 2014, the average gas price was $3.36 in the USA compared to &4.41 now
Is that also because of Canadian liberal taxes?
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**Liberals love blaming Trump for $1.90/litre gas…**
But here’s the inconvenient truth:
Oil hit **$100/barrel** under Stephen Harper — gas topped out at **$1.38/litre**.
Today? **$1.90/litre**… with oil at the same price.
That’s **52¢/litre** in Liberal taxes, carbon taxes, and taxes on taxes.
Same oil price.
Different government.
Different result.
🛑 STOP BLAMING TRUMP
Start blaming the tax-and-spend grift that’s crushing Canadians at the pump.
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Canada First — not more Liberal gas taxes. 🔥🇨🇦
DogTurd™🍁@DogTurdCanada
I hear so many people blaming the outrageous gas prices on Donald Trump, but here’s a fact for y’all to ponder. Oil just topped $100 per barrel. As of five minutes ago gas is selling for $1.90/litre in my neighborhood. The last time oil hit $100 per barrel was under Stephen Harper, yet gas prices topped out at $1.38 per litre back then. Yes, the Iran war is affecting gas prices, but there’s about 52¢/litre that is the direct result of taxes, environmental taxes, and taxes on those taxes.
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@MelyanaKlue @JayGenXer lol gas prices are up all over the world and it has much to do with Trump‘s new war.
That doesn’t make him a convenience keep going. It’s just reality.
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@JayGenXer President Trump is a convenient scapegoat to blame for all of Canada’s problems- The Liberal run 🇨🇦 media is in overdrive making sure that Trump is demonized nonstop.
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