the ඞpril fool 🍉

Filipinos are such hopeless romantics & yet most of them are forced to believe love is frivolous bec love is almost always equated to what u can give, & it’s near impossible to give everything u can, no matter how much u want to, to the person u love in a capitalist society ☹️

Agnostics and atheists siding with the Catholic Church because it's the only powerful institution on the planet right now that's not suicidally dedicated to be warmongering technophilic accelerationists to make a few extra cents of profit:

@rkoco_ @Jake_TheWatcher ok but how do u survive 10 races in a row? wouldn't the stat penalties just kill oguri

@Jake_TheWatcher Thanks for this! Just as a note, don't follow blindly this, I did some things that I actually don't recommend, hopefully I can clarify some of my thought process by listing them lol Also I added some context on what I did on each turn (red is training, blue is riko date)

4th Uf and highest rating so far in global. This is the power of high rb and min-maxing races, deck is somewhat F2P friendly (there are much better alternatives but I just don't have them)

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

'HUWAG MANIWALA' Phivolcs warned the public against a fake, AI-generated video showing that a meteor struck the slopes of Mayon Volcano. The meteor event was captured by the agency's IP camera at around 10:33 PM on Monday. The agency initially reported that it struck the northern slopes of Mayon Volcano. "Our review of seismic, infrasound and additional camera footages around the volcano indicate that the meteor disintegrated while in the atmosphere and did not strike the slopes of Mayon, contrary to our initial post," Phivolcs clarified. (Facebook/Phivolcs)

Ahora no bebé. Mamá está leyendo la primera Encíclica de León XIV.

Pope Leo just condemned the idea that "work dignifies man". We. Are. So. Back!

“Pope Leo was a math major? I wonder what his encyclicals will be like” Like this

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ano2x lang ginagawa ang kabayong ‘to kesa mag training

WATCH: Here's a livestream clip showing the moment when a bright green meteor descended over #Mayon Volcano last night. You can also see an unidentified white object rising over the volcano just moments after the meteor event. What do you think that is?

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

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eu amo a personalidade dos gatos kkkkkkkkkk

@Sov428 @KrisUmasimp truly While UG characters are technically strong, they are optimized for stat gains and random ass skills for ratingmaxxing. Around 900 of those skill points are often allocated to stuff that make ur uma very marginally better at the current cm

@KrisUmasimp Mr. Umasimp, I think you are just bad at this game. Since you are a content creator and someone who makes guides, shouldn't you be well-knowledged at this game and be actually "good" instead of throwing around misinformation and nonsense?

Lowkey believe if you have a UG rank uma, you will have a guaranteed ticket to group A finals The reason is not strength, but rather because the system pair UG with much lower rank opponents I rarely see 2 UG trainers race each other, but I always somehow race against 1 of them

Replacing Indian scammers with Japanese perverts has exponentially improved my timeline

Try 1 year 3 months without derpixon