Skeeter Johnson

@OtisHennings Tucked hoodie? Send him to Iran

Figured I’d start a fad and tuck in a hoodie #selfdox

The ‘earthquake’ who’s transponder turned off ~1 hr ago

@0xleegenz Demand destruction 😂

2008: Oil spike - H1N1 influenza 2014: Oil crash - Ebola Virus 2020: Oil crash - COVID pandemic 2026: Oil spike - Hantavirus

"Barak Ravid can keep posting longer than you can remain solvent" — Oil Trader's Proverb

Axios: Major firework display to commemorate the end of the war going on in western Tehran

IRANIAN MEDIA ACCUSES AXIOS REPORTER OF MARKET MANIPULATION Iranian media accused Barak Ravid of spreading false reports after he claimed Iran and the U.S. were nearing a deal. The report briefly pushed oil prices sharply lower, reversing gains tied to the conflict, before prices recovered following denials from Iranian officials. The article questioned how Western journalists gain access to sensitive White House information and suggested the reports were aimed at influencing global markets.

All time highs! 😂 #Axios

Oil went down because of project freedom and now that it’s paused, it’s down more. Niceeeee.

Equities are still rallying and crude is way to cheap. Market might have the biggest flash crash we’ve ever seen when commodity paper finally catches up.

I fully apologize everyone. I simply wasn't bullish enough oil. American Petroleum Institute (API) release on the inventory changes within America: Crude -8.1MM Gas: -6.1MM Dist: -4.6MM

gas & oil stocks are going so. much. higher.

IRAN HAS TARGETED COMMERCIAL AND U.S. MILITARY SHIPS WITH CRUISE MISSILES, US ADMIRAL SAYS

Keeping crude pinned below demand-destruction levels this long is just going to make the eventual breakout that much worse.

It’s weird we continue to trade nowhere near demand destruction prices

Just be thankful that the oil algos are dumber than a box of cookies.

Missles raining over the UAE. Houston trade floors:

Strait is closed for 2 months and oil is only $102? Something is not right here

Update: she posted me on Reddit and 1.5mm ppl are telling me to kill myself. I think I’ll take their advice #fuck

Loyalty tested the wife and she failed. Roof cig