Hans Gruber

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Hans Gruber

Hans Gruber

@SoryNotaBot

I'm just here for memes about squirrels and raccoons. Excited for the golden age of America.

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber@SoryNotaBot·
Even Samsung joined the gang of high tech interference. My old phone - A galaxy 7 in 2019 - would NOT allow me to type "TheRealDonaldTrump". It would abort(0) and crash my phone. Other keyboards worked fined. Likely buried in the spell check code. After I published this in 2019, there was an update to my phone and this "bug" went away. (as a side - yes I know that isn't his x/twitter handle)
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Ian Jaeger
Ian Jaeger@IanJaeger29·
JUST IN: Boy George announces that he is leaving X. We don’t care.
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Vixl@Vixlio·
@SawyerMerritt Are these all HW4? Or do you think they will have HW 4.5?
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Look at the crowd at today's DSA event. They tried to delete this. Too late.
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Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber@SoryNotaBot·
@CyberOhio @SawyerMerritt Funny thing - v14lite is giving it to him and he still complains. Then there is the free hw upgrade coming. But alas he has to call me a cunt - like a little bitch
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Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber@SoryNotaBot·
@CyberOhio @SawyerMerritt Oh gosh. At point of sale they promised you it would be that capable by a certain date? Love to see that contract
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
Tesla FSD V14 Lite being used on HW3 vehicles in South Korea:
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maxthefactmac
maxthefactmac@maxthefactmac2·
@SawyerMerritt What a huge betrayal to what Tesla stood for on its America First policies, I wonder what made them walk back the statement of “will go international after going wide in the US” as it’s been two weeks and about 8 people in the US have it
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Michael Girard
Michael Girard@mgirard·
@SawyerMerritt Cool, but they need to roll this to the rest of the US fleet now. I say this as a former HW3 owner that the improvements from 12.6.4 will be gigantic.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
As usual, legacy media is misrepresenting the situation. I just asked Tesla & SpaceX to try out Grok 4.5 to see if it solves their task, not use it no matter what! They should continue to use other AI models if those models outperform Grok.
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Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber@SoryNotaBot·
@NodiMend Remind me where I can charge this again? Where are these super duper chargers?
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Tesla Charging
Tesla Charging@TeslaCharging·
Answering the most asked questions about charging in thread below. Question: "Doesn't charging a Tesla take forever? About 75% of charging happens while you sleep or work, so you wake up (or leave the office) to a full charge every day. For road trips, Tesla Superchargers add ~200 miles of range in about 15 minutes When routing, your Tesla automatically includes charging stops & optimizes for the fastest route (or fewest stops or best amenities, whichever you prefer).
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s@sziehr·
@BLKMDL3 we could not disagree more, it is not massive upgrade, your TSLA position is showing there sir. Its a modest change at most and more of a tease of what you could have if you had hw4, which is sad on Tesla part
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Zack
Zack@BLKMDL3·
Already driven 1,000 miles with FSD v14 lite. What a massive upgrade over v12.6.4.
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Tesla
Tesla@Tesla·
Phone left on Model Y tailgate survives 4.3 miles – including highway speeds – thanks to smooth driving by FSD Supervised
CJP the Panda@mrtimer2022

How smooth a ride is FSD? FSD just saved my phone. I’m building a gazebo in the backyard… was using our Model Y’s rear end as a ‘table’ for reading the virtual instructions on my phone. While looking for a tool, my wife left to go pickup my older son. She didn’t notice my phone on the tailgate area. I had been distracted… not really paying attention to her departure. Suddenly, my heart dropped. Where was my phone? I looked in the garage, I looked in the kitchen. Surely it wasn’t on the car, right? But I couldn’t find it! I instructed my other son to call her while I quickly darted down the road… expecting to find my phone cracked and lying on the side of the road or in a ditch at the first turn or two out of our neighborhood. Nothing. I ran home, sweating and panting from the Texas heat. As I walked in my kid had a grin. Did he find it? Nope… but she had. 7 minutes of driving and 4.3 miles of distance, my phone had ridden on the tailgate of our Tesla… with FSD driving. There was a very slight magnetic pull from the phone case… but not enough to keep the phone from sliding all around… just enough to keep it from toppling over the edge. The phone should have slid right off the car during one of the turns the car made… or each time it accelerated… even onto a highway entrance ramp. My wife got the call from my son while going 60+ mph and exited immediately. My son told her she was wasting her time to check the car. No way could it still be there. Both were absolutely shocked when she found it like this. FSD had driven the car so smooth and steady… that the phone had remained on the car the entire time. Now for full disclosure, my wife likes to ride in ‘Chill’ mode… so perhaps that contributed. But she had moved it to ‘Standard’ before the highway. So either way it was a small miracle. Thank you @Tesla for building a car with an ai brain so comfortably smooth, that it saved my phone from certain destruction! @yunta_tsai @aelluswamy

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Galaxyfaraway
Galaxyfaraway@Galaxyfaraway4·
@RealJamesWoods James, you are talking about a country that kills more than 11,000 people a year with guns. No one has the balls to speak against NRA, but you do have the balls to speak against Muslims. You hate Muslims more than you love non American Muslims? Confused
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Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber@SoryNotaBot·
@DrRitaDed I only leave the house with an n100. N95 is for pussies
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Shooter McDadden 🎯
Shooter McDadden 🎯@ShooterMcDadden·
I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I don’t need this.
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this
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