Stuart Piggott

@SBwian @Cathaclysmal @HEALTH__LIVING @OrigLD @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @mrslevenson Fatty fatty Toad Boy

@Cathaclysmal @HEALTH__LIVING @OrigLD @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @Soundman_Stu @mrslevenson It’s a build-up of fatty deposits, just above the belt line. It’s fairly well concealed in casual clothing, but you don’t want to see him in his underpants!

Burn side fat

@SBwian @NoContextBrits @mrslevenson @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal Not up the arse

@NoContextBrits @mrslevenson are you the woman who sucks off X rated tweeters? @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal

Good for Dundee.

@SBwian @KernowKoth @Officer_Norberg @MartyyMcfly55 @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal @OrigLD it’s not you it’s the other one

@KernowKoth @Officer_Norberg will you piss off and leave me alone whilst I walk to John O’Groats for some spastics! @MartyyMcfly55 @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal

I grew up with all this and everyone got on famously until the far left turned up

@SBwian @Officer_Norberg @Cathaclysmal @MartyyMcfly55 You know earlier we were talking about Dostoevsky?

@Officer_Norberg @Cathaclysmal @MartyyMcfly55 @Soundman_Stu Science and nature. All the ones on the trivia board

This is alright innit? @SBwian @Officer_Norberg @MartyyMcfly55 @Soundman_Stu

@SBwian @Cathaclysmal Lager. @Officer_Norberg lager, sometimes Cider. @SBwian Babycham. Different drinks for different….needs

@Cathaclysmal @Soundman_Stu are you coming, jobless?

Wednesday requires celebration.

@SBwian @MartyyMcfly55 @OrigLD @Amy_90_x @mrslevenson @Officer_Norberg @Cathaclysmal The Ramada Reading. Look it up

@MartyyMcfly55 @OrigLD @Amy_90_x @mrslevenson @Officer_Norberg @Soundman_Stu @Cathaclysmal Can you fax E.T. them important facts and figures?

Battery included 🫣🫣

@SBwian @hshLauraJ @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal

@Soundman_Stu @hshLauraJ @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal Slaps @Soundman_Stu

@SBwian @hshLauraJ @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal Not up the arse

@hshLauraJ @Soundman_Stu would do you from behind. A quick in and out. No strings. @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal

@SBwian @Officer_Norberg @80s90sfootball @MartyyMcfly55 @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal Not up the arse

@Officer_Norberg @80s90sfootball @MartyyMcfly55 @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal Big, magnificent creature

Wolves legend Steve Bull 61 today Goal machine Bully scored 306 goals for Wolves between 1986-1999 #WWFC Capped 13 times by England & scored 4 goals Can't beat a bit of Bully

@SBwian @Officer_Norberg @GriftReport @MartyyMcfly55 @Cathaclysmal @mrslevenson @OrigLD @MartyyMcfly55 ‘s the wanker if anyone is

@Officer_Norberg @GriftReport @MartyyMcfly55 @Soundman_Stu @Cathaclysmal @mrslevenson @OrigLD Prefers wanking

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen: "I've never had a pot noodle in my life" he then goes on to try one on the show...😂😂

@SBwian @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal Gone off simnel cake now have ya?

@MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal

Ohhh, bit sweet, innit? Biscoff creme eggs, Tiramisu hot cross buns: Have Easter treats gone too far? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@SBwian @Cathaclysmal

@Soundman_Stu @Cathaclysmal What about the party bags?

I’m hosting on Saturday. I’ve thought up a little cocktail I’m going to try out. The Barti Rum is going to have a run out 🤌🏼

@SBwian @Cathaclysmal If everyday is too much

@Soundman_Stu @Cathaclysmal Drinking a bit too much

Follow me, for more delicious, nutritious dinner ideas.

@Cathaclysmal @Officer_Norberg should have seen what she got Pete Gibbons

@SBwian @Officer_Norberg @MartyyMcfly55 @playtimepaige @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal If it’s just a quick in and out no strings then @MartyyMcfly55 is your man

@Officer_Norberg @MartyyMcfly55 @playtimepaige @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal Ohhh, I’d love to have it off with her

40 will never be the new 20. It will always be better.

@MartyyMcfly55 @SBwian @playtimepaige @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal I meant I meant

@SBwian @playtimepaige @Officer_Norberg @Soundman_Stu @OrigLD @mrslevenson @Cathaclysmal I’d have said “do use” but Denise is ok

@SBwian @ovaleasteregg @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal Not up the arse

@ovaleasteregg What is @Soundman_Stu doing in Aldi?! @MartyyMcfly55 @Officer_Norberg @OrigLD @Cathaclysmal

Stop it Aldi

@Soundman_Stu Just a young colleague telling me what a superb job I’m doing

My young work friend told me last week, she thinks I’m really cool. I’d argue that the cool people aren’t bleaching their en suite on a Saturday night!