Shelbs

when he says “you’re pretty” but Zach Bryan said “you’d feel her in a room if you were blind”

I take everything personal now… because y’all be fully aware and still choose to act stupid

this time change is kicking my ass

sturgill simpson just surprise released the new JBS&TDC album on youtube, nobody talk to me for the rest of the night

Nothing is more unattractive than a grown man who chooses not to be responsible.

after i stop caring it’s going to be hard to get that same me back again

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that think I'm fucking dumb

for valentine’s day I’m gonna stab him then nurse him back to health

hearing a man say "I was going to" is such a turn off because 1. you didn't and 2. you're lying

“ ‘The tears were literally the wettest he ever made you.’ ” The podcast I’m listening to rn has no business going that hard 😭

I'm a girls girl but i'm also a bitch to a bitch, don't get confused

tired and in bed by 9pm

I’d love to disappoint you

oh so you noticed my attitude, but not your actions that caused it? weird lol

No the fuck it don’t

Men should be up by 7am. Imagine seeing your husband sleep till 9am regularly. EEEEYUCK

I'll braid the grass before I worry about why a bitch don't like me

Gimme your best podcast you love to listen to. I need more.

I really need to start exercising and working out. Haven’t in over 2 years

Lack of consideration will kill any bond we have, I’m not reminding you to act like you care about me