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John Ross Ewing, Jr.

John Ross Ewing, Jr.

@Southfork_Ewing

Proud husband of former Miss Texas until her bitch of a sister shot me. Cattle Rancher, arch nemesis of Cliff Barnes, oldest son to Ellie & John Ewing, Sr.

Dallas, TX Katılım Kasım 2013
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🦢 Brittany Venti
🦢 Brittany Venti@BrittanyXVenti·
@willsgardevoir These people love to do this act like saying the nigger word is WORLD ENDING but these same people would LOVE if I sold my pussy for a dollar on OF.
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Durable Disorder 🇺🇸
Durable Disorder 🇺🇸@eM7yPKfGGCbzSJb·
I had to do this in April and it sucked. Really bad. I used an at-home service (LapOfLove) and highly recommend them. The opinions I heard was that people almost never regretted the timing and that it's better to be a touch early than a touch late. They won't live forever, and we gave them a good life - and the last nice thing we can do for them is let them go with dignity.
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C.K. Bouferrache aka Honeybadgermom
How do you know when it’s time to let your dog go? I can’t even fathom taking her to the vet to put her down and yet I don’t want her to be miserable and in pain. She’s the best dog that ever lived I swear.
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John Ross Ewing, Jr.
John Ross Ewing, Jr.@Southfork_Ewing·
@Honeybadgermom I went through this a year ago. She had cancer, in a short period of time she began declining rapidly. When she could no longer get in the car I knew. I paid somebody to come put down at my house. It was like $900 but at least her last breath wasn't taken in some sterile room.
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John Ross Ewing, Jr.
John Ross Ewing, Jr.@Southfork_Ewing·
@BillWiIdin People who pay for food delivery are either retarded or pathetically lazy and this is a hill I'm willing to die on.
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Bill
Bill@BillWiIdin·
Paying a $15 service fee on a food delivery app, plus a $4 delivery fee, plus a tip, just to get a cold burger delivered 45 minutes late is a scam we all willingly participate in. The convenience economy has completely blinded us to financial stupidity.
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John Ross Ewing, Jr.
John Ross Ewing, Jr.@Southfork_Ewing·
@RpsAgainstTrump To be fair, I know a guy who is a widow to a Japanese woman and he just got fired for saying something. He swore up and down it couldn't be anything racist because he was married to a Japanese woman. Turns out he did say the N-word and that's why he was fired. 🤷
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Q: People say that you're a racist. Elon Musk: My partner is half Indian, and I have four children with her…So I would say I'm not racist.
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John Blaze
John Blaze@Blaze99451John·
@_hellolistener Its the same reason twitter is a racist republican platform. The moderators do everything in their power to promote and suppress what they want.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
This one feels good 😌
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Adrian Dittmann
Adrian Dittmann@AdrianDittmann·
Hadn’t made stew in a while, still got it.
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Truth Memes
Truth Memes@thetruthizreaI·
@em0puppy You kinda look like her from the game Dead by Daylight, her name is Vee Boonyasak!
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Em
Em@em0puppy·
rebleached my hair ^_^
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Actress Velvet
Actress Velvet@ActressVelvetHQ·
Hey @grok, who's this girl? And why is she trending all over my timeline?
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Amish Dude
Amish Dude@amishdude·
Who’s coming!!!!
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Epic Clip Vault
Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
Autism can be seriously cool at times.
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John Ross Ewing, Jr.
John Ross Ewing, Jr.@Southfork_Ewing·
@GigaBeers Just imagine how many jocks have railed this chick. I would have been surprised if she didn't have a herp or two.
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Myrna 𝕏
Myrna 𝕏@GigaBeers·
Sophie casually zooms in on the cold sore, drops “I have herpes,” and blames the chapstick like it’s nothing. Zero shame. 💅Absolute legend. 🔥🤣
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TECTONE 🇺🇸
TECTONE 🇺🇸@Tectone·
@Awk20000 Holy fuck. We actually might be on the right timeline. Asmongold might lock in and start a family.
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yeet
yeet@Awk20000·
Asmongold might get a 2nd home after Kaise gave him a list of chores to do "She wants me to clean up the house, she said it's contaminated..she wanted me to shower more..she gave me a big list..cut my hair shorter" "I will consider (buying a 2nd home)..there's a house I was gonna buy, I ended up not buying it though I might do it"
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