I ❤️ Pipelines

End of an era. Here’s some of your greatest hits. RIP Spirit Airlines 🪦

Whitby, Ontario: A DoorDash driver is caught on porch security camera spitting into a child's drink. The homeowner confronts him and the driver intially denies it, then apologizes. Police arrive and DoorDash driver gets a $500 fine and is fired.

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Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.

@ianmSC Why does this generation of women try so hard to sound like men? That vocal fry is unlistenable.

Progressives are not going to best the theater kid allegations by congratulating each other for getting their morals from Ted Lasso

@jackrwilkie babylonbee.com/news/amtrak-in…

I’m not trying to hurt any Gen X feelings with this, but we as a society have GOT to chill with the Journey music. They were on 3 stations at the same time today. It’s been 40 years. Move on already.

Japan needs Canadian crude oil, but can’t get it. Why? There’s no additional export capacity. That’s why Japan is making rare purchases of crude from Mexico.

The Year is 1622 Virginia is finally becoming prosperous thanks to the "stinking weed", tobacco. There's peace with the natives, also thanks to John Rolfe, who married Pocahontas The settlers think they can convert the Indians to Christianity, and so welcome them into their homes, settlements, and plantations as friends rather than avowed enemies And then on March 22, the Indians treacherously breach the peace. Taking advantage of the settlers' hospitality and wish to convert them, they fan out across the settlements and enter the homes of those who think them friends. And then, all at once, they strike and kill those friends. They kill men, women, and children alike, and wipe out a third of the colony in one devastating stroke Yet Virginia survived, and by the time the war ended ten years later, had effectively ended the Indian threat in the Tidewater for good But conversion and friendship were forever off the table as a general thing after this point, as the treachery had been stunning, and that mistake was not to be repeated

@akafaceUS That's how I mount my loudspeakers to the wall.

A hurricane in South Louisiana would have no trouble taking out that fence.

I'm in India right now, in one of the country’s most educated and progressive regions, and this is front-page news in a major newspaper there about its engineering grads. Indians themselves have been openly sounding the alarm for years about their own so-called "talent," while Canadian policymakers, in their infinite wisdom, continue insisting we simply need more of it. The folks who've arrived in Canada recently in the hundreds of thousands are not even from this part of India but from a more backward region with poor socio economic outcomes. The disconnect would be amusing if the policy consequences weren’t so serious.

@uncledoomer Was ist mit der assen-slappen.

i dont really see it mentioned much on here but bavaria really has some of the sturdiest foids ive ever seen

@DegenApeDev I'll go with whichever country is more likely to recognize and defend my human rights with a promise to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. At the moment, it's no contest.

As a Canadian, Would you trade your citizenship for American?

@TristinHopper I joined the NB conservatives to get Blaine Higgs chosen as leader and eventual Premier. He them became the only leader in the world AFAIK to openly suggest that a vax passport be required to buy groceries. ffs

Probably the weirdest thing about Ontario and Atlantic Canadian politics is how their conservative politicians never do or say anything conservative ever.

@PooWorldOrderr Gives a whole new meaning to "Sikh & Destroy"

Indian ambulance does the needful

@Kurrco ((New York Times)))

The New York Times published an unranked list of the 30 greatest living American songwriters, voted on by over 250 music insiders and six NYT critics 🏆 ▫️ Jay-Z ▫️ Young Thug ▫️ Kendrick Lamar ▫️ OutKast ▫️ Missy Elliott ▫️ Mariah Carey ▫️ The-Dream ▫️ Bad Bunny ▫️ Babyface ▫️ Stevie Wonder ▫️ Nile Rodgers ▫️ Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis ▫️ Smokey Robinson ▫️ Lionel Richie ▫️ Taylor Swift ▫️ Lana Del Rey ▫️ Dolly Parton ▫️ Bob Dylan ▫️ Bruce Springsteen ▫️ Paul Simon ▫️ Carole King ▫️ Willie Nelson ▫️ Diane Warren ▫️ Fiona Apple ▫️ Lucinda Williams ▫️ Romeo Santos ▫️ Valerie Simpson ▫️ Brian & Eddie Holland ▫️ Stephin Merritt ▫️ Josh Osborne, Brandy Clark & Shane McAnally

@emilymode @oldstocky @Nero I have a closet full. Hit me up. Gold bars accepted.

@oldstocky @Nero How do we get incandescents back? 😩

“Let’s add pot lights, laminate floors and white paint to the walls” My honest reaction:

@JacksonLaurel @ABDanielleSmith You’re free to buy shares in any one of those companies and rake in the dividends. Your pension is likely already invested in them.

@ABDanielleSmith So more profits for oil companies and less for Albertans

BREAKING: A Presidential permit has been approved for a new bitumen pipeline that will initially deliver more than half a million barrels per day of Alberta oil to facilities and refineries throughout the United States. This project is a joint venture between two great Canadian and US companies South Bow and Bridger using existing assets. After years of advocacy from our government, and following the signing of the Canada-Alberta Energy Agreement last year, the federal government has lifted their oil and gas production cap. This means Alberta producers will be able to produce more of the oil that the world needs. It’s incredible to see that work already paying off with announcements like this. The US is our most important trading partner and we will continue to deliver energy to help secure North American energy dominance.

@njhhiggy3 @ABDanielleSmith Get real. You people always gave a pass to Obama and Biden for cancelling Keystone XL twice. That was a bigger blow to Canada than anything Trump has done.

@ABDanielleSmith Maybe this is good news for Alberta, but why are we still kissing up to the U.S. and Trump after the shameful and disgusting way Trump has treated Canada. We need new markets for our oil NOT more USA. Trump has cost the world BILLIONS of $ with his personal Iran war.