Spooky Will

The mental hospital socks stay on during sex

I started taking an anti depressant that makes you not have dreams that they usually give to soldiers that have PSTD just so I can stop thinking about you 😂

i am so stupid

Eternal sunshine spot my mind 😫😫😫

@Goth_Mommy1318 Yes I did 😌

@Sp00kyWill You didn’t have to do that 😭

I need to see something

When she says she wants something but doesn’t want you to spend money and you still do because you’re horny, swag

@Goth_Mommy1318 I’m still sending you money just for declining me because I like that shit 😂

@Sp00kyWill That’s okay lol I don’t even have a Jersey mikes in my city all I have is subway and firehouse subs but thank you tho 💕

@Goth_Mommy1318 Are you serious you’ve never had them? They’re soooo good just send me the total and I’ll cashapp you ☺️

@Sp00kyWill I’ve been craving Jersey Mikes and I don’t know why lmao I’ve never had Jersey Mikes

@Goth_Mommy1318 Lmaooo I feel you, you made a list of the best places 😂😂

@Sp00kyWill I’m trying to figure out which one is better lol

A Chilis triple dipper never broke my heart

Fuck it, Skye’s song is out now on.soundcloud.com/SIVR8FpimooRmM…

Adding to my Sloth collection

Brandon Clarke, a veteran forward for the Memphis Grizzlies, has died, the team announced Tuesday. He was 29 years old.

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

@yosoyoviedo Thank you bro 🫶 It feels so good to just take a break from everything

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to post the Grand Canyon pics yesterday I know y’all were just dying for them 😂😂😉 I didn’t end up getting home until 10 and I was dead tired but here’s some of the pictures and videos I took of it 🤩

@dvb_eck “I just bought a brand new Porsche 911 for us and the kids”

What’s the worst thing imaginable you could say to your wife to make her as angry as possible?

@Sp00kyWill WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CANYON PICS WILLY BOY

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit