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Bear Down Next Year - Astro

@doc_zee7 Passing away

Wyd in this situation??

@Hoopss Dad shoes are cool bro idc what some little dweb says

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

@BAUAMARSIXFO @ChicagoBears @JackSanborn79 I saw this and was like OMG he was right

@ChicagoBears @JackSanborn79 Shoutout to that random Twitter insider that nobody believed

The Sandman returns 😤

@MarketPalmer_ Damn, I just bought one last year for $74.99

A basketball costs $100 now. Inflation is winning.

@NicholasMoreano Jacket 2

Hey Bears fans, Need your help with a future giveaway 😎 Trying to decide between two Bears jackets. PLEASE COMMENT 1 or 2 Jacket 1 -- Reversable Bomber (Check below tweet for Jacket 2.)

@EVScapeOfficial Lil’ fat asshole

Need help coming up with my rapper name, what do you guys think

@WhiteHouse @DHSgov Y’all blew up 175 girls. In a war of choice

Across America, travelers are stuck in hours-long TSA lines as officers work without pay while Radical Left Democrats drag the DHS shutdown into its 27th day. It is CRUCIAL Democrats fully fund @DHSgov.

@WhiteHouse Stop bro why

UNDEFEATED.

@NFL @Fanatics @OBB Jalen hurts definitely has no business being amongst these QBs

Gonna be a star-studded group duking it out in LA 🤩 @Fanatics @OBB 🔗: ticketmaster.com/event/0A006466…

@NFL @TomPelissero @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo Old School RuneScape legend , Chig Okonkwo

Commanders signing TE Chig Okonkwo to three-year deal. (via @TomPelissero, @Rapsheet, @MikeGarafolo)

@CourtneyRCronin Bush league shit by the dirty birds

$28 a year for Hendrickson and the Ravens get to keep their two first rounders that were rescinded from the Crosby trade. The NFL is insane.

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero 🐍 in the grass

Ravens signing DE Trey Hendrickson to a 4-year, $112M deal. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

@AdamSchefter Are you paid by the Raiders organization Adam?

Raiders already have received calls from “several” teams inquiring about the availability of Maxx Crosby in a trade, per source. For now the Raiders are prepared to get Crosby healthy and have him play for Las Vegas. But they are listening to other teams.

@chisportsross @MySportsUpdate Adobe aristocrat is good alliteration you must admit

@SpaceChicago @MySportsUpdate but like seriously it’s a quote graphic template, every marketing/social media team has them. it was not a statement on anyone’s abilities or status, all of this shit takes time and effort regardless.

BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens have backed out of our trade agreement for Maxx Crosby. We will have no further comment at this time.

@chisportsross @MySportsUpdate Bro I’m just fuckin with you , don’t have to do all that

@MikkiiSevv @TomPelissero You know we’re building a dynasty right

@SpaceChicago @TomPelissero Lmao yall still not win a Super Bowl with another first yall trash

One GM summarized the feelings around the league: “This is very much bullshit on Baltimore’s part.”

@AdamSchefter 💰

@chisportsross @MySportsUpdate lmaoooo

@SpaceChicago @MySportsUpdate weird reply, weird interaction overall, sorry i said anything at all!

@chisportsross @MySportsUpdate went from adobe aristocrat to whoa man relax

@SpaceChicago @MySportsUpdate idk who you’re upset at it was just a joke man

@chisportsross @MySportsUpdate You should open up canva and change your logo. Dudes acting like draggin text around in Illustrator makes him Michelangelo

@MySportsUpdate they made a team employee open canva and write this out then hit export. that’s so crazy