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Your Kidney watching you open your third Pepsi a day

Rayan Cherki after Enzo Maresca is done with him

Am I seeing this right or has Newcastles back up left back. Been picked over Newcastles starting left back. At left back

i hate overfamiliarity. i'm not your friend.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC No Colwill? Good 😊 Heal up 🆙

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo set to be named in England squad for World Cup but Phil Foden misses out. Tino Livramento + Noni Madueke also expected to be included but no Levi Colwill despite injury return & anticipated Luke Shaw will not make #ENG group @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72978…

@TransSplendor @markgoldbridge Fool

@markgoldbridge Shaw is great. Why wouldn't he get in.. Agreed though. Harry is the best, Tuchel is a tool.

So am I. Imagine Shaw gets in instead

@fred_odg you’re mad

I don't think Palmer should make the England world cup squad.

🇩🇪 Fifth confirmed name in the World Cup squad: Jamal Musiala 🎥 @DFB_Team

GNF, YAYI & SHAKA… if dem dey cooperate on any agenda, una no fit win them 😹 dem wan kill bruno

And Bruno did not even do anything to offend us o.

Any club that win trophy this season, all the cookings has been going to Bruno Fernandes 😂😭😭

@sukky_lalu where are we with bruno

All the midfielders wey Bruno Fernandes better pass don win league 😂

The only thing Bruno Fernandes has more than Max Dowman is his teeth 🦷

Put Bruno Fernandes in this Aston Villa team and they bottle the Europa League final.

Sancho left Bruno; Won Europa League Rashford left Bruno: Won the league Lindelof left Bruno: Won Europa League Hojlund left Bruno: Won the league Meanwhile Bruno has neither won the Europa League nor the league title but Arsenal could have won the league if we had Bruno? Let’s be serious sometimes.

Bruno Fernandez actually ghosted in two europa league finals against Villarreal and spurs 😂

"babe i lost my job"

End of an era. 🥺💙

Just realised he’s only 31. That’s 23 in Serie A years.