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The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster

@SpaghettiGreat

God of All, especially pastas. Have you been touched by my noodly appendage? Post @flyspaghettimon Mastodon @[email protected]

Outer Space Katılım Mayıs 2019
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Jared Howe
Jared Howe@Jaredhowe·
@WarMonitor3 Turns out we only needed a new President to get them to take Arctic security and the Russian threat seriously
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WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧@WarMonitor3·
Germany is considering deploying Navy Frigates and Euro fighter jets to Greenland.
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treehugging carpenter
treehugging carpenter@parzr1·
@sirDukeDevin if either side were to win with a supermajority, the people would expect results. When that doesn't manifest, they will see the lie.
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
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Dana 🐊
Dana 🐊@dana_bndana·
@realJennaEllis Our great Governor showed the WORLD how to fight back against Covid tyranny. Great to hear this. 🥰
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Jenna Ellis 🐊
Jenna Ellis 🐊@realJennaEllis·
I’m in Scandinavia and the sommelier at a restaurant tonight asked where in the U.S. I’m from. When I said Florida, he said “DeSantis!! He is the best. He is loved worldwide and especially here.” Everyone understands and respects genuine leaders.
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SF Bay Sports Royalty
SF Bay Sports Royalty@SFSportsAndTech·
@realJennaEllis Trump 2.0 only cares about his legacy as one of the best presidents of all time and he knows that @doge is his ticket to the first surplus since Bill Clinton so he's all in
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Jenna Ellis 🐊
Jenna Ellis 🐊@realJennaEllis·
This is absolutely wild how Trump is actually sharing the stage with Elon, like an equal. I can’t think of any instance where this has happened like this before.
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The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster@SpaghettiGreat·
@504CNM @JoJoFromJerz Those trillions are mostly donated old equipment. The US Government then contracts with US businesses to make NEW equipment which employs tens of thousands of Americans across the country. Those companies then sell to NATO members that donated their old equipment as well.
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Liz Cheney
Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney·
If your response to Gen John Kelly, gold star father & Trump’s WH chief of staff, confirming that Trump praised Hitler & called members of our military “suckers and losers” is to defend Trump, you need to look in the mirror and realize your dishonor will live forever.
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Joker23
Joker23@jokertwothree·
@phillip_USA_ @Liz_Cheney What people like you fail to understand is this: Trump happened because the republican party abandoned it's principles and the voters. We voted for Trump because of what the republican party has become. If they want to come back, they need to make some serious changes.
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janet
janet@banter44·
@jgmac1106 @emptywheel well and the fact that it isn't his administration now. Biden won't put up with any of this crap.
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
Trump’s Bloomberg interview at the Economic Club of Chicago was the greatest live interview any political leader or politician has done on the economy in our lifetimes. Period.
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The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster@SpaghettiGreat·
@realJennaEllis You believe this man an it cost you your law license and freedom. You KNOW he is a liar. You KNOW he isn't well. You KNOW he is a BAD person. Morals are what you do when nobody is watching. I see you in public. I can't imagine how you act in private.
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Geraldo Rivera
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera·
Sore Loser With three weeks to go until Election Day, Donald J. Trump stands a reasonable chance of becoming the 47th President of the United States. Despite assassination attempts, impeachments, special counsels, felony convictions and hundreds of millions in civil penalties, most polls show his race against V.P. Kamala Harris is too close to call. The first time he ran for president in 2016, he was coming off the last season of Celebrity Apprentice. I had a front row seat as a finalist on that final season and marveled at his audacity with his checkered past to seek the highest office in the land. Then, in the blink of an eye, he went from novice to formidable challenger to victorious over Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. As President he was a loyal friend, who allowed regular access. My resulting coverage gave him the benefit of most doubts. His presidency was underrated. Throughout his first big scandal in office, the 2017-2019 Mueller Investigation into allegations Trump conspired with Russia to undermine our political process, I stuck with him, deeply suspicious of constant efforts to undermine his Administration. The last time President Trump and I spoke was Friday, November 13, 2020, when he called me at home. It was ten days after his narrow lost to Joe Biden. He was calling to get my take on the controversies surrounding the election, which appeared to have been decided by a handful of votes in several states. I asked him what he would do if the vote count remained against him. As I reported on Fox News that same morning, Friday the 13th, he told me he was a reasonable man and would do the right thing if that time came. It never did. Instead, President Trump embarked on an increasingly menacing campaign to discredit the 2020 election. With a motley supporting cast of increasingly fringe characters, he careened from one bizarre theory to the next, offering no meaningful proof, that he had been robbed by the Democrats. None exists. If you are a Republican, Donald Trump has made a liar of you. He has coaxed and intimidated tens of millions into pretending he was reelected in 2020, and that the election was stolen. In furtherance of that Big Lie, on January 6, 2021, Trump incited and unleashed the violent attack on the center of democracy, the U.S. Capitol for which he was Impeached. As his followers trashed that sacred space, he was on the phone urging Vice President Mike Pence essentially to overturn the will of the American people. Pence refused to put Trump ahead of the Constitution. Trump stabbed the Constitution in the back. Maybe you are inclined to vote for the former president anyway, because he says he will cut your taxes or build the border wall or pull out of NATO or put tariffs on China. However, you justify voting for Trump, adopting his big lie about the stolen election makes you a liar. Better to admit he lost last time but that you don’t care because a Harris presidency would be a disaster, or you admire his defiance in the face of an assassin’s bullet. Just don’t pretend that he got robbed in 2020. That is a lie. Former President Trump is a sore loser who cannot be trusted to honor the Constitution. That is why I am voting for Kamala Harris to be our 47th President.
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Stop Socialist Tyranny
Stop Socialist Tyranny@endlibtyranny·
The real question is: Why are we prioritizing those who haven't contributed a dime to our society over citizens who have paid their dues? It's a shame they're putting politics over people. This kind of governance can lead us only to tyranny and chaos. Sadly, Orwell was right: some are more equal than others. Let's not let it continue.
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Walter M. Kimbrough
Walter M. Kimbrough@HipHopPrez·
Y’all come on. The lying is just at new levels of ridiculousness. You can’t believe anything he says and still half of the country is saying we want him to be our leader.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "You cannot get into a hospital, by the way. Because the migrants have all the beds. You cannot get into a hospital. You cannot get your kids into a school because there are migrants there that don't even speak the language ... they're getting precedent over your children"

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Dylan Federico
Dylan Federico@DylanFedericoWX·
@SpaghettiGreat I can find a model any day of the week between June and November that shows a hurricane in the Gulf. There is no skill in 13 day forecasts.
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Dylan Federico
Dylan Federico@DylanFedericoWX·
There is no immediate threat of another storm. Please don’t get your weather info from TikTok. #TropicalUpdate 🌀
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Gator Greg
Gator Greg@greg_mcneal_32·
@ZachCoveyTV Just hypered up garbage like COV-ID PLANDEMIC! I AINT LEAVIN you LIBRALS
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Zach Covey
Zach Covey@ZachCoveyTV·
One thing of note for east central Florida tonight is a subtle pickup in hires modeling of a stinger jet on the south side of #Milton. While the storm could be rain free south of the center by this time, cold air aloft could increase wind speeds drastically across the southern zones. Could be a disastrous wind event with large oaks across I-4. #FLwx #tropics
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Andreeeee
Andreeeee@AndreBrash·
@RachelBitecofer Ms. Bitecofer, what does the CBS Sienna poll mean. I am not buying that Trump is winning popular vote and what the hell is going on PA. Are they not capturing Harris potential voters
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Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆@RachelBitecofer·
The election analysts ❤️ to pretend that campaigns swing widely day to day but us political scientists know that campaigns have minimal effects. Get off the horserace crazy train and get onto sound analysis based on real expertise of American political behavior, polling, and elections. open.substack.com/pub/thecycle/p…
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The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
@WarMonitor3 Geographically speaking, this is the crossing point for three different continents to travel to each other. Controlling this area is obviously lucrative. Throw in religion and it makes things way worse.
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