SawSmell 🤢

Imagine having sex with a dude and he ask you to say his name. SMH, like I'm gonna moan "Phil" during sex

@code4scale @BrettKollmann My first instinct is the 5th-year option for a QB could prove to be very valuable

@BrettKollmann I also just dont get why they had to take him at 13? Unless they know something that we dont (very possible), seems like they would have been in a prime position to move back and accumulate assets. Unless they were worried about the Jets taking him at 16.

On one hand, it’s great for Ty Simpson to go to the Rams because it’s the ideal situation for him right now. On the other hand, 80% of their offensive line are free agents after this year and Davante is 33 and McVay could retire any time he wanted to and go do TV. So it might actually be a terrible situation by the time he actually has to play…

ICE in the airports today

@irlzeldas Thank you for addressing this ✋

Not to be gender essentialist on Valentine’s Day but these straight couples always have Instagram story swag gap relationships

I was gifted a bigger (though I had not thought it possible) cosmic crisp apple. Love has rendered me helpless

Ok I saved it with my Audition. I'm going to be okay 🙂‍↕️

@irlzeldas I actually have a shot this time too. Too bad I fucking BLEW IT

today

@JDVance what’s his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding

@irlzeldas Ok. Still, condolences. Very sad 👎

@Spaghetti_Jacob paris is alive. there was another

joshua’s cat has died

@irlzeldas Feddy fastbear

hello

@irlzeldas The amount of other BFAs who have told me they have twitter. It could exist. The community is there to be cultivated

i have a joke with my friend called bfa twitter it’s called when i say something funny to him about our program i say wow this would do numbers on bfa twitter. which is a thing that doesn’t exist btw

@Spaghetti_Jacob but how

if i was to poke the bear how would i do it

@irlzeldas Incredibly relatable

@irlzeldas How bad

just got my shit clocked a little bit almost

@irlzeldas Setting up for a woah 🫴

can you guys wait for the other shoe to drop while i go to the bathroom for a sec

@irlzeldas Oh shit sames

hi everyone i’m going to get crossed in like thirty minutes

@irlzeldas You're currently surrounded by some freaks

i dont really feel like anybody's cup of tea like if i was a tea i'd be 2 dollar earl grey and it's bad

the fact that i'm in a performing arts program and i'm still crippled by the fact that i feel like too much and too crazy and too weird is like the most gross feeling of all time

Car stolen 😞✊

@irlzeldas Giraffes are vulnerable when they get water?

my roommates have deemed me trustworthy because i told them about the big horrible crush. feeling vulnerable like a giraffe getting water