Spaid.🟧

The US Navy was briefly demoted to the 2nd most powerful naval military on September 13th, 1973 when Chuck Norris went on a short deep sea fishing trip in the Atlantic. @chucknorris #Fishing @USNavy

Every April 15th, the US Government paid Chuck Norris taxes... Maybe we can start making a dent in the Debt now. #USGoverment #ChuckNorris

Just learned long term US Capital Gains taxes for #PreciousMetals is much higher than #Crypto and $BTC A $200000 profit on #Gold or #Silver is $56000 (28%). The same in #Bitcoin (married filing jointly) is about $15000 (7.5%). Maybe my math is wrong. Does not seem fair.

Give this a like if it is the only post on your feed without a blue or gold checkmark. Just want to know if anyone sees it.

@TheBTCTherapist Bought yesterday, that's why we are here

Be honest, are you buying here?

Are you in the top 1% of $BTC holders? I asked Grok to break down the percentages of #Bitcoin holders. To be a 1 percenter, you need to own 1.5 BTC or more Top 5%? You need approximately 0.5 BTC Top 25%? You need approximately 0.01 BTC Where are you on the list?

@sciencegirl Everquest... because it cost me a marriage

Those who used a computer at least once between 1990 and 2001, what was the most memorable computer game you played during that era, and Why

@Simon_Ingari I did this, except they said "OK, bye, we can't pay you more." Then they hired 4 contractors and paid them 4x what I was making to do the job. I must have been really bad. But... #Bitcoin Didn't need the job anyway.

2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026 : Employee: Please accept my resignation. Boss: You’re doing great. Why are you resigning? Employee: I accepted an offer with a 95% base salary increase and guaranteed yearly salary cycles as long as I meet my performance goals set by my manager. 48 hours later... Boss: We will match the 95%, please stay, we need your work! Employee: Unfortunately, it’s too late. Friday is my last day. Leaders of organizations need to understand their teams’ motivation every month. Every employee is motivated by different things in different periods. Take care of your good employees before it is too late

Who is excited about all the '#Bitcoin is so back' posts over the next few days? Let's Go $BTC

Another nothing burger week in #Bitcoin I think it's time $BTC fans start asking the hard questions again. When Lambo? #Lamborghini #Crypto #HODL

I'm old. In two days I will forget AWS went down and I lost access to my #crypto exchange, my charts, and my games. I'm moving my $BTC off of #Coinbase NOW. Exchanges like #Gemini are unnecessary and a risk to your #Bitcoin Not your keys, not your coins!

@walletofsatoshi bluffheart825@walletofsatoshi.com Thank @walletofsatoshi for the free sats

Celebrating @walletofsatoshi’s new self-custody wallet!⚡️ Post your self-custody Lightning address below & we’ll zap you a random amount of sats. Simple. Fast. Until we stop😎

@CryptosR_Us I was there in the room all those years ago... was hilarious and one of the best weekends ever. Nexus to the moon, lol.

WHEN MAX KEISER SNAPPED ON PETER SCHIFF OVER BITCOIN You could feel how fired up he was, $BTC was still around ~$4K, and everyone thought he was crazy while Schiff kept calling it a cult. Eight years later, and that “cult” became a global movement. Max didn’t lose his temper, he just knew the truth before everyone else did. 🟠

I asked Grok to turn my OMB into an emoji. How'd AI do? @OrdinalMaxiBiz #Ordinals

₿ Patient ₿ Disciplined ₿ Successful $BTC #Bitcoin #Crypto

Worldwide #Bitcoin News In Russia, $BTC may soon be available for retail investors again.

Feels like 2017 again #Bitcoin I had a great night's sleep thanks to all the practice I had with volatility in the past. $BTC is inevitable, "hang" in there. #bitcoinmagazine @btcordinal @OrdinalMaxiBiz

@alx "I lost the keys to the Bitcoin wallet"

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Why is your #Bitcoin even more rare than you thought? Millions of BTC have been lost or are unrecoverable. I asked Grok to estimate the number of $BTC missing.

Happy to share my virus with... Ain't nothing going to kill this thing. @BTCVIRUS777 @btcordinal