Sam

“Look, Joe. These Belmonts. Every 100 years or so they defeat the Lord of Darkness. They do it with whips and swords, Joe, I’ve seen them do it. It’s the most beautiful thing. I couldn’t do it. Maybe Barron. But it’s the people that resurrect Dracula, Joe. These people are sick.”

@sarahsalviander Thank you!

@Spainkiller 🙏🙏🙏

My daughter just had febrile convulsions :( Scared the hell out of me. She's in stable condition now but I haven't been this mortified since... well... forever.

ff serieus gun me die SotN fysiek 🥹

@TheBabylonBee slow clap best one

'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels buff.ly/P32kH4g

@iCrazyTeddy 😂 🖤

@Spainkiller Hmm while you are correct in everything you said I’m going to to have to disagree, this doesn’t fit the narrative I’m trying to push

Crimson Desert (2026) vs RDR2 (2018) Almost a decade later and teams are trying to catch up in quality! Just how far ahead are Rockstar games devs? 🤯

@fleshsimulator bro where are your long-form videos on yt

@SimonZijlemans Gene Park zit in camp RE6, suck it.

Everyone's opinions about Resident Evil 6 can be explained by this single, solitary meme.

@zkanSheol Amen.

רפואה שלמה. פרק ק"ל— א שִׁ֥יר הַֽמַּעֲל֑וֹת מִמַּעֲמַקִּ֖ים קְרָאתִ֣יךָ יְהוָֽה: ב אֲדֹנָי֮ שִׁמְעָ֪ה בְק֫וֹלִ֥י תִּהְיֶ֣ינָה אָ֭זְנֶיךָ קַשֻּׁב֑וֹת לְ֝ק֗וֹל תַּחֲנוּנָֽי: ג אִם-עֲוֹנ֥וֹת תִּשְׁמָר-יָ֑הּ אֲ֝דֹנָ֗י מִ֣י יַעֲמֹֽד: ד כִּֽי-עִמְּךָ֥ הַסְּלִיחָ֑ה לְ֝מַ֗עַן תִּוָּרֵֽא: ה קִוִּ֣יתִי יְ֭הוָה קִוְּתָ֣ה נַפְשִׁ֑י וְֽלִדְבָר֥וֹ הוֹחָֽלְתִּי: ו נַפְשִׁ֥י לַֽאדֹנָ֑י מִשֹּׁמְרִ֥ים לַ֝בֹּ֗קֶר שֹׁמְרִ֥ים לַבֹּֽקֶר: ז יַחֵ֥ל יִשְׂרָאֵ֗ל אֶל-יְה֫וָה כִּֽי-עִם-יְהוָ֥ה הַחֶ֑סֶד וְהַרְבֵּ֖ה עִמּ֣וֹ פְדֽוּת: ח וְ֭הוּא יִפְדֶּ֣ה אֶת-יִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל מִ֝כֹּ֗ל עֲוֹנֹתָֽיו:

Epic. Rest in peace, brother. Be with the Lord.

@Knoebelbroet Spoken like a true comrade. Have a good weekend. And remember: you're the villain here.

@Spainkiller *part time chronically online loser

Chuck Norris, known for some unfunny to midly funny dad jokes, has passed away. n-tv.de/newsletter/bre…

@HolyMeauxly Thank you, Meaux. God bless you.

@Spainkiller Praying for her 🙏

Yeah, thank you for making things worse. "I feel justified being mean towards someone who just died because he had political and religious convictions that I disagreed with. Also: I'm stupid enough to conflate said political convictions with nazism, proving that I'm an ignorant, chronically online loser with the political literacy of a 12 year old." Thanks for clarifying!

@Spainkiller I'm too lazy to write this all again. So here take this.

@Knoebelbroet "I'm not spineless; I pretended not to be aware of my dickish behavior for *glorious* reasons, I promise."

@Spainkiller Wouldn't say that i'm spineless. I'm pretty open when it comes to my moral compass.

@Knoebelbroet All of which has nothing to do with his death. Expressing a negative opinion like this while announcing his death is only done by nasty, vindictive people for the pettiest of reasons.

@Spainkiller He wasn’t a good actor. The jokes itself probably brought him more fame.

@BlabberingC I don't know, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who's into death sticks.

"I want to go home and rethink my life."

And the only reason you'd post that under this post: "Chuck Norris, known for some unfunny to mildly funny dad jokes, has passed away." ... is as a justification for why you were being underhanded towards him in your initial tweet. But you knew all that. The fact that you're acting oblivious proves that you're not just an asshole, you're spineless too. Disappointing.

@Spainkiller Why I'm a dick? That's stuff he did?

@Knoebelbroet Is that reason for you to be a dick to him while announcing his passing? I can't believe people like you still think you're the good guys, smfh.

Chuck Norris was a columnist for the far-right WorldNetDaily and believed in creationism.