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(to be pinned in preparation for next time a tweet of mine blows up) I don't have a Soundcloud. I have a bookshop instead. Does that count? lulu.com/spotlight/span…

Just one more tweet, then. spank-the-monkey.typepad.com/blog/2023/06/t…

Happy new year to everyone except for the twat who runs this place.

You need a diary, don't you? Well, here's a diary. spank-the-monkey.typepad.com/blog/2022/12/l…

Cannon Arm, in particular, is bloody great and easily rentable on YouTube. youtu.be/SFfmHvm7FaM

Amazingly, I've seen four of these (Dobermann on its original release, and 9, 8 and 7 courtesy of #LFF).

@ModernDayNTK youtu.be/UN1LrYU5imM

@ModernDayNTK Possibly Skint Video?

deep cut - who did the Billy Bragg parody that went I was a miner, I was a docker I was BLOODY BUSY ...Between the wars (it wasn't John Dowie though now also checking if his "24 hours" song has been Youtubed anywhere)

Merry Christmas. I made you a thing. Again. spank-the-monkey.typepad.com/blog/2022/12/t…

@tmbg can you retweet the question?

Did you know if you Google RRR, a little horse and motorcycle race across the screen? While you are enjoying that, come see the Indian blockbuster, as #RRRMovie returns to The PCC in original Telugu Language w/ English Subs on 10th January. 🎟️ bit.ly/3kdaM5D

For anyone else who was looking for a side-by-side comparison of the Barbie trailer with 2001: A Space Odyssey, here ya go!

@PreachyPreach <slightly out of sync golf clap layered on top>

@SquidyUK I still pronounce it Radee-OT-imees.

Still processing the death of Victor Lewis Smith. Rightfully a lot of praise for his early work, many phrases from which ended up in comedy fans' every day use, but I liked he still existed in the background, ready to pounce out of the Radiotimes with another manic documentary.

memorial retweet

@AndrewM2p4c @BBCArchive *spontaneous cheering*

@BBCArchive Isn't he a panic.

#OnThisDay in 1985: Micro Live reviewed the Commodore Amiga, using a mysterious 'mouse' to interact with some 'windows'. Witchcraft!

i am going to watch James Cameron's Avatar 2: The Way of Water while on board a loud train, with one earbud in, and I'm not gonna rotate my phone

I love going to concerts. It truly is the best way to experience the back of some guy's dumb fucking giant head.

@AnneBillson @SightSoundmag Similar delights to be found at @secondmentions.

Seem to have become addicted to spotting synonym-itis - use of synonyms in an attempt to avoid repetition that only ends up drawing attention to the repetition. Current fertile ground: comments on @SightSoundmag 100 Greatest. Films are: appointed judged voted dubbed chosen

Last first-of-the-month of 2022, featuring an exotic Christmas monkey and all sorts of other stuff. spank-the-monkey.typepad.com/blog/2022/12/s…