Sarah Morrison

Jealous of those girls who look lush in baseball caps. I just look like someone put a hat on a meatball

Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA… However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

@MarkReadMusic 😱

Freeze whatever you’re doing! - The 1st new Ghostbusters movie trailer just dropped 🤩Gave me chills 🥶 youtu.be/wFNK_KEmcWs?si… #Ghostbusters #frozenempire #trailer

I will judge anyone that doesn't do this

It's their surprised faces that get me every time 😮

I also won't be appearing on Match of the Day tonight ✌🏻 #BBCMatchoftheDay

Selling stuff on vinted for £3 that I paid £20 for and thinking I'm the next Alan Sugar... #BossBitch

@SkinnydipLondon 🏰

Reply with a 🏰 and we'll give you a 📱(case) 👀

When I grow up I want to be a Backstreet Boy 🎤 #MorningSongsOnTheRadio

Just finished reading a new book called “Falling off a cliff” by Eileen Dover. #SundayMorning

@mjrepim - I'm to old for hangovers 🪦

@Spaz_Stix Haha big night Sarah?

I wish my dog could go to the shop for me, I just need some Irn- Bru man. Its a matter of life and death...

@ClaireKrystal44 - I can confirm I'm still here! Irn-Bru was consumed!

@Spaz_Stix What do you need I'm running to the shops now for you!! Please say your alive?? 😂

We love this💘 Let us know your pets name👇

@ClaireKrystal44 @SoVeryBritish - We'll have to eat extra to keep sales up!

@SoVeryBritish @Spaz_Stix

Rather alarming headline…

@DoritosUK - all my entries to win an epic night in are suspicious?! I'm 40 this year Mr Dorito, there's nothing suspicious about a night in at my age, Be more suspicious If i went out-out! 🤣

Haway man, sorry @SunderlandAFC

FR

Swinging in to say happy #ValentinesDay! 🎥: @Allevatop