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@kaidja Ok I’m working on it!

@SpeakableLocks Yes. You can do that without SCCM.

I have been using Windows toast notifications for years to nudge users through in-place upgrades and other IT operations. Now with the Secure Boot BIOS updates rolling out, it is a good reminder that toasts are still one of the best ways to get users to take action without flooding the helpdesk. Personalized greeting, clear message, one-click action via custom URL protocol. No Software Center in between. Toast fires on logon, stops automatically after a successful update. Still one of the most underused tools in the SCCM toolbox. docs.kaidojarvemets.com/training/secur… #SCCM #ConfigMgr #WindowsNotification #ITAdmin #EndpointManagement #PowerShell

@Jenny_1884 Oh yes years ago.

I have opted out of organ donation as the trust has gone. Does anyone else feel the same?

@realMaalouf 🥓

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@reallytanman There at least a dozen but this is one of the OG annin.com. @anninflagmakers

Where do I get a USA made flag for my factory?

@DFOChicago Damn, this is why airplanes stink, half the time anymore

CBP AK9 Elvis alerted to a traveler's bag, uncovering 22+ kg of undeclared prohibited items including meats, ginger with soil, and monkey liver. Traveler received a verbal warning & paid duty on tobacco. Always declare! #CBP #AgricultureProtection #K9Unit

@MattHar65517869 Set up Quicken and it can auto print the checks too. Add on a rubber signature stamp and it’s easy.

I'm so tired of creating accounts for every single bill. Insurance, hydro, internet, gas. Passwords, user names, 2-factor authorisations. I've decided I'm making everyone send me a paper bill and I'm going to pay by check. Enough with all the log-ins and texts to my phone.

Today at work to protect my mental sanity, I built a Bluetooth speaker in a little wooden box. Had nothing to do with my actual job or my responsibilities, but it was a nice break. Then I blasted some coalchamber on it.

@1ssve Oh hell, yeah

Have you ever been to a job interview and while you are being interviewed you decide you no longer want the job?

@ReaperKilo Congratulations; embrace the power.

The LED headlights just paid for themselves in my own enjoyment. Cruisin' back to the house, got the new headlights on. Life is good. Approach an intersection, 'bout 60 yards. Someone is at the four way, they see me, they flash their high beams. I Smile. I ponder, aloud, in my car: "Oh? You think *THOSE* are my high beams. Behold, for I obtained **the sun**. *click* They panic, flash their lights a bit and swerve a touch (like, 5 mph). I click my highs off. Today they learned an important lesson. I am indeed, the bigger asshole.

@CaryKelly11 Murdoch’s. TSC. ACE Hardware.

My nephew‘s daughter quit her (1st) job @ Starbucks after three weeks. She said she couldn’t stand listening to her coworkers complain about everything Trump & listening to angry lesbian music all day long. 😂 Where can teens find a part time job & not be surrounded by whiners?

@0hour1 @HipHmschoolMoms @blckriflecoffee I like when relatives think they’re cool by giving me black rifle because I’m into guns and stuff like that and I just have to smile and take it. 😂

Tucker Carlson sponsor @blckriflecoffee is on the verge of collapse. This is what happens when you become unamerican. Sad

@m1chaelbaker I wonder how much you would have to change to come up with a version that would work for motorcycle gloves.

Aiming for a summer release, the only Made in USA golf gloves. This is close to what the first batch will look like: - 0.4mm soft sheepskin (from Cabretta rawhides) leather made in Gloversville, NY - Sewn in NYC - Cotton elastic made in USA - Velcro made in USA

@infantrydort @StanMcChrystal Elegantly written. I can’t imagine how frustrating that would be.

What is your objective here General @StanMcChrystal ? I will forever be confused about your character arc. I remember you. I never met you, but I remember what it was like under you in 2010. Trying to engage Taliban in Zhari, Kandahar. Your "courageous restraint" approach in full effect. It really stings you know. Because we had such good ISR. It was so easy to spot enemies setting up for attacks. But unless the boys were in contact, every engagement had to be weighed and deliberated. To strike first meant going back and forth with commanders and JAG. In truth, you're the one I should've been mad at all these years, not the JAGs interpreting your policy. I remember having to meticulously set up a response to a Taliban attack hear Highway 1 so we wouldn't get grief for engaging first. We saw their weapons on ISR. Knew they were going to start shooting our convoy. Just like they did dozens of times before from the same spot. But we weren't allowed to harm structures or engage first without hostile intent, whatever that means. So we had to set up this janky ass plan where mortars were laid in on the backside of their attack site. So we could try and hit them on the way out when they mounted their bikes. It was all just so dumb. We didn't kill sh*t. Because how do you hit dudes on motorcycles with mortars? Whether or not you meant the ROE to work out that way, that's how it was perceived at our level. So when I saw you got fired, I breathed a sigh of relief. We all did. Say what you want about GEN Petraeus but at least he let us shoot back when he took over. You say "I had the honor and opportunity to serve with some of the most elite forces...". Man, that hits deep. Because I remember thinking that before I hit ground in Afghanistan. I was like "Yea! This man won't let us suffer like we did in Iraq a year prior, he's gonna let us take the gloves off. He's an operator." We expected wildcat and all we got was a beached whale. The SOF dude turned into a sheep. I remember sitting around a burn barrel one night a couple months in talking to some folks. All of us asking how a SOF guy could be so weak. We got talked off so many fights up to that point. You failed General. Like it or not, you failed. And I don't recall you admitting that once. If you were humble about it, maybe I could respect you. But here you are smearing our Secretary like you and your retired cohort do all day every day. It's really sad honestly. Your sycophants on here always go in my comments sticking up for you, saying people like Hegseth are the war criminal and you're the savior. Say what you want about the man. At least he lets us throw a punch. Working for you with two arms held behind my back will forever be stuck in my mind. And you're just making it worse by saying dumb things in interviews.

@hackerfantastic Well, technically, yes. But that never stopped them.

I'm not American, but isn't Flock by default a violation of the constitutions 4th amendment?

@0hour1 it looks like only verified. Followers can reply so un verified accounts like me can’t reply.

@joelgaines Slingshot is what they call it when you’re out with a bunch of super cars

Drawing a blank - while in convoy, when undisciplined drivers are bunching up and spreading out repeatedly, what is the term for that. Yo-Yo is close, but not feeling it.

@0hour1 do you only allow replies from verified accounts now?

@WallStreetApes I bet they were lawyers involved. They wanted to solve off a leg so they would not have any liability of somebody tried to reuse them.

The restaurant Stanley & Seafort's in Tacoma, Washington got rid of all their chairs and put them by the dumpster instead of donating American sees them and goes to take some The restaurant sawed off one leg from each chair so no one could use them What an absolute waste…

@WarlordDilley I might be a retard, but I’m an American retard.

Trying out my first post that allows me to discriminate against retards outside of America who wish they could reply to me. NORTH AMERICANS UNITE!!!!!