Tan Man
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Tan Man
@reallytanman
Building the FritoLay of Real Food at @ancientcrunch. Get seed oils out of your pantry ➡️ @masa_chips tortilla chips and @vandy_crisps ➡️ potato chips

Controversial, but I have no desire for a manual transmission. I can't outshift my cars automatic transmission. I can pretend I can, but my car is much better at shifting than me. It makes high speed police chase fantasies way less cool and fun in my head, but my transmission is still better than me. If i had a car just for the track, it''d be fun. For day to day? It's simply just annoying.







This app rated us 50/100 because we are “untested” when we have a section full of COAs on our site. This product is garbage at best. Bordering predatory. Nobody benefits from this except the developers. Type of stuff that should get you blacklisted







Was just sent this image from my friend. Since Angel Acres eggs starts with an A, our 39/100 rating shows up right at the top of the @oasishealthapp “Testing Page”, underneath your donate button. This is a classic example of Business Disparagement. Our eggs listed as having 0 nutrients, categorized as “dairy”, 8 harmful ingredients and microplastics “likely”. And on the listing it says “3 contaminants found” but then on the actual product page it says no contaminants found. These inconsistencies and inaccuracies do real damage to small businesses and small farmers trying to make a difference in the food system. Especially for an app that is now ranked #28 in the US Health & Fitness Category.






Friendly reminder that @oasishealthapp has 395k followers on IG vs 68.9k here. If you have an IG, your followers/customers over there would benefit from knowing what's been going on over here










A friend sent me this… saw it in the checkout line at Sprouts. I guess we're calling ultra-processed food what it is now — ROTTEN. 😂 Let's talk about what's actually in here: - Carnauba wax: the same wax in car polish, shoe shine, and floor wax. The FDA lets food companies coat candy in it so it doesn't stick together. Your body can't digest it. It's literally industrial wax going through your gut. - Modified corn starch: chemically altered filler that spikes blood sugar, feeds bad gut bacteria, and has zero nutritional value. - Malic acid: synthetic sour flavoring that erodes tooth enamel with regular exposure. And then there's the sugar situation. The front of the bag screams "58% less sugar!" Meanwhile the ingredient list has four separate forms of sugar — cane sugar, dextrose, allulose, AND glucose syrup. But sure. 58% less. 😂 This is exactly how the food industry works. Dress up junk in a villain costume, slap "9g prebiotic fiber" on the front, and charge you $4 at the Sprouts checkout. The front of the package always tells one story. The ingredient list tells the truth. They named it right. 🚩





Kettle and Fire: 1/100 because it has bone broth, cinnamon, celery Oreos: 28/100






Our corn- & soy-free, drug-free, mobile pasture-raised eggs from small regenerative farms score a 38/100 on @oasishealthapp, while Costco’s industrial “pasture-raised” corn- & soy-fed eggs rank at the top. I believe we provide some of the highest quality eggs you can find, and have spent years developing a custom corn-, & soy-free low-PUFA feed to intentionally lower PUFA levels in our eggs. And many of our customers tell us they can finally tolerate eggs again after switching to ours. These kinds of simplified food “ratings” have real consequences for small farms and small businesses. We’ve already had customers cancel subscriptions because of this “score”. If apps are going to publicly rate food quality, they need to include real agricultural context (feed composition, farming practices, ingredient sourcing, and actual on-farm experience) not just broad nutritional assumptions slightly disconnected from how food is actually produced.

POV: you're about to have AI hallucinations read to you like a lab report by a guy who's never made a single product in his trust funded life
