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@YusufAsunmogejo Dumbest shii I read all day

Using accountability in the afterlife as a punchline completely misses the structural nature of justice and contracts. Let me give you a relatable analogy. If you build a massive infrastructure project or you enter a long term investment, your final audit and major payout only happen at the very end when the work is fully complete, not while you are midway through the project. The concept of an ultimate accountability day after death is not a marketing loophole to avoid giving "testimonies" to the living; it is the logical necessity for cosmic justice, which ensures that oppressors who escaped earthly punishment and victims who never saw restitution are finally processed under a flawless ledger. Your claim that the system is flawed because the dead cannot return to tweet their reviews is like a student demanding to see their graduation certificate before they have even sat for the final exam. At least think before you talk Alabi.

Oloribu ni Chike yi sha. Him songs con dey sound weird to me. Cringe

Absolute cinema 🤯

Different Nigerian banks

@DurkioWiz Not a hater but a big mess is coming soon.

“You people are making it look like he has given me everything, He gave you a GLE, anybody that disturbs me with GLE Again, it’s parked at home, I’ve not driven that car, I’ve been ordering Prado cuz I’m tired of driving cuz of agber0 & even Peller is jealous of the driver anytime I get one” ——Jarvis calls out Peller fans 🗣️

Our naira deposits feature is still making waves! We love to see how useful this feature has been for you since we launched it. As you can see, reviews don’t lie. How’s the naira deposits feature on Cleva making a difference for you?

Me at night quietly sneaking out of bed to smoke some weed again. 😂

Ghana really believed they could defend with a high line against a Brazil midfield that had Kaka and Ronaldinho, the audacity 😂😂😂

Mehn, fuck Chelsea!

In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

@oapata1 "proven premier league experience"

If this report is true, then it’s screaming for elite, authoritative names—Luis Enrique, Hansi Flick, Zinedine Zidane. Managers who command respect on and off the pitch. Call me extreme, but that’s exactly what I want for my club. Not Julian Nagelsmann. Not Xabi Alonso. Not for me. Except that the people inside the club are fooling themselves.

@ChelseaFC Stupid useless shameless club. I'm tired of your shit!

Full-time. #CFC | #BHACHE

Real 😅

Smokers are the worst texters. they're either too busy smoking, forget they have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.

A man comes home and finds his wife cheating with one of his friends on the couch.

@FCBarcelona See this weyrey 😂😂😂

HOW DO YOU FEEL????? HOW DO YOU FEEL?????

@GuyMr10 Omo ode😂

Poco Lee don guide, he dey use Police h*rass people, why he no arrest Papaya EX wey post for Snap say he don kpai? If Big Ayo isn’t out tomorrow, we’ll cancel him forever

@DatBarrackgurl Gbeborun

I know your issue with OD isn’t just about the diss. There’s definitely something both of you aren’t telling us. The Blaqbonez I’ve known for a long time wouldn’t stay silent like this for days while someone is dragging him. I understand that we’re just fans, but please say something too, share your side of the story too. Don’t let us be seeing that man as the only bad person, you too get your own for body.🥹

No be by force na, abi there's something more to starlink? 🤷🏽

@Femzydr1 What are you doing with your influence apart from fake news and defamation?

I'm baffled by Phyno launching a condom brand instead of investing in something that’s truly meaningful & useful for Nigerian youth, He could have created a local streaming platform for Nigerian upcoming artists, letting them upload and distribute their music locally while earning money in Naira & taking a small percentage as the platform owner, But opting for something so useless shows that most of our big artists don't really have our best interests at heart, How exactly is a condom brand going to help the Igbo society?