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@nyarr037 True. That's the norm across most African cultures

But asamoh si pia kwa waluhya kama hujatoa mahari bibi anazikwa kwao or ukifa she won't attend the funeral hadi mwisho, let's just respect people's culture

@hudumaManda Uzuri unafanya vitu za maana na pesa. Utatajirika kimchezo😂

Nimekapata Leo, wacha nitoe io 350 ninunue chakula ya kuku bwana. Karibu wakufe njaa juu nlitumia pesa zao on Monday 😂😂😂

@_num4 Sawa madam boss😂😂

@SpectrumTones I know what I want 😂

Need me a submissive man.

@polo_kimanii The Negro buys expensive, pretty cars he can afford to prove that he's not poor. Mzungus don't have anything to prove, so they buy practical cars that serve them well on our terrains

Someone explain to me like I am Oscar Sudi the reason why Mzungus in kenya mostly prefer driving older Toyota prados and pajeros. Very few drive new cars,what do they know that we dont

@nyarr037 @grok which filter did she use to make her face puffy?

Eid mubarak😍

@b_kigo @_James041 @Motono__ Omtatah Maraga

@_James041 @Motono__ This is why I say Maraga Omtatah, ama , Omtatah Maraga Siku zote.

" On the issue of Odious Debts, I have sued a number of people. The IMF. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta. I am demanding Ksh 4.6T from him. Current President William Ruto, I am demanding Ksh 2.3T from him," Okiya Omtatah. #DeniBandia #DrainTheSwamp

@kuriaboy123 Ata heri ungesema unataka kununua kisiagi 😂😂😂

@SpectrumTones Mzee pesa zangu Sio za bundles

Women 😭 wacha hii motherfaka ikae💀

@kerubo_hillary @Nichola60752919 Maliza hio affordable blogger

@Nichola60752919 Unaweza uza pia kaka, siku hizi hawabagui sehemu.

"I will vote for Ruto to punish Kikuyus" Tuone kama siku unga itapanda bei, utaenda supermarket uwaambie wewe unaitwa flani wakupunguzie bei Ama siku kutaflood, uambie mvua wewe si Mkikuyu maji isikubebe Mnafikiria kama tupanya flani

@Mzungu44 Acha vitisho buana 😂😂😂

The me on ground is not the me on socials,be guided!

@Mzungu44 Acha leo nitapitia hapo Mirema shop yako nionyeshe hao mamorio wako hii upuzi unaandika kwa mtandao😂😂

Kitu ilifanya nichukie Arsenal ni beshte yangu wa Arsenal aliitwa Abdul,alinipeanga Ile gun huitwa revolver huekewa bullets kando nipeleke South B ati anilipe 20k,that time nikiishi hapo kwa Ndege yeye akiishi Nyayo,akaniekeanga depo ya 5k na akawrap mzigo,nkaagree sheepishly..

@are_here42173 Lakini usilalishe msolombo, juu hio ndio sababu ako na wewe. Hakikisha unaperform kabisa

@SpectrumTones namna iyo

im in a fvcked position manze somebody help me,naishi na dem currently i ain't providing sh1t but nkipata i do,rent iko sorted na wazazi plus food,just discovered she is cheating with some guys,kuna time akipigiwa simu ashiki,nmepitia what'sapp yake naona anachat na wazee jo💔.

This is Miringa, a Kenyan Gen Z who has created a ‘People’s IEBC’ to prevent any form of rigging. He has come up with a way for Kenyans to ensure that Kasongo doesn't manipulate results even if the internet is switched off. Gen Z wako kadi 2027!

Notice the pattern? You protest, they tell you it’s hopeless and you should vote. You do mass drives to register to vote, they tell you ni paid influencer nonsense. You see the game played? They don’t want you to take any action. They want you to feel hopeless. That’s the plan.

@Msnyaguthii Wah! Watu hawajaelewa tweet yako aki

" Mnaenda maandamo na watu wako gig... unaenda kuchukua kura na watu wako gig" Saa hio you are barely surviving. Ulisoma hujapata kazi, bill ya 50k lazima ufanye harambee, hauna mwelekeo and you are just here yapping.

@MkenyHalisi254 Affordable bloggers wanaskia maji inaonja ndimu😂😂😂

Pilipili usiyo ila yakuwashiaaaniii.😂 Sasa kuregister ndio inawafanya mukuwe na heart ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😂😂

Good morning. Hii round hatutaki ujinga ya kuita watu “paid activist” as a slur whenever they do something good. Mnalipwa na serikali kuja kusema watu wamelipwa. This time we mute and block and starve rat twitter of attention vile tulimute wale ghasia wengine. Either #UkoKadi or you’re a rat.

@_num4 Ni karibu na Gikomba. Most likely that driver pia hubeba route ya Gikomba. Very vulgar fellas😂😂😂

@SpectrumTones hapana ilikuwa before mbagathi😂

Kuna driver ametoka hadi nje ya gari kutusi mtu wa nduthi hii asubuhi yote 😂😂