Mike Speed 🏁

It’s absolutely mind boggling to me that #dogs don’t cost a million dollars each. 100% worth it. #DogsofTwittter #DogLover #doglife

@Battlefield They still aren’t done with that highway overpass? This must be in California. 😆

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If a good deed pays a penny, a misstep costs a dollar. #nebism #wisdom #lifetip

Turns out that Logan Webb wasn't pitching in the #sfgiants home opener. It was Jesse Plemmons researching a role for an upcoming #baseball movie. Thank god. #mlb

Friend Boyfriend Girlfriend Bestfriend …only dog has no 'end' 🐶

There’s no way the world is real.

@Apple @iCloud works great. 😒

@DeltaForce_Game Reactive bans isn’t effective anti-cheat. You gotta figure out how to detect and stop it realtime or online gaming is over.

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@coinbase I lost money on the BlockFi card. No thanks.

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Just when I thought @NASCAR race coverage couldn’t get any stupider, the @hbomax driver cams totally redeemed it!

I propose a new lyrical device: “lyraflow” to describe when the last syllable of one lyric flows into the start of the next line as if they’re one word. eg. “cavalier” turns into “Leary” in the song Last Resort & Spa by @BattleTapesband #music #lyrics #writing

I want a @Tesla bot just so it can teach me how to #dance.

No one is capable of judging their own universe. #nebism #wisdom

Watching #football on @Netflix be like. #ChiefsvsSteelers #ChiefsKingdom #Christmas2024 #commodore64

The world will punish you more for #altruism than #selfishness. #nebism #sadbuttrue #ElonMusk

I was 50 years old when I realized you don’t have to make the “ahhhh” sound when gargling. #oldman #lifetip #health

Officially done with @Battlefield after 20+ years. @DeltaForce_Game is my game now. #Battlefield #DeltaForce #videogame #gamer #FPS

Whose Mahomes is this? It’s not Ma-homes. #KCChiefs #chiefsvspanthers

@therabbithole @elonmusk False. Top 4 govt functions are: 1) sewers 2) police 3) roads 4) military

4 Essential Functions of Government according to Milton Friedman: 1) Defense from foreign enemies. 2) Protect the individual citizen from abuse/coercion by other citizens. 3) Define the rules. 4) Judicial System: Mechanism for adjudicating disputes around the meaning of rules.

Do everything 98%. #nebism #wisdom #lifetip

If the sun impacts a thing, adjust the time of the thing- not the time of the entire world. #DaylightSavingTime