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Sperm Commander

@SpermCommander

World expert on maximizing sperm quantity and QUALITY. Your sperm quality affects your offspring's whole life. no Ai posts, hard science

California, USA Katılım Mart 2026
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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@drjasonfung How typical for a doctor to tell you “you won’t die” instead of how to optimize your health.
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Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
Totally agree with this. People don’t get these wars are INEVITABLE and powerfully connected. I don’t mean in a mystical woowoo way, but we’re at odds with regimens as hyper competitive as we are and in a sense we’ve never stopped being at war. This is all coming to an end this decade.
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NIK@ns123abc·
🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…
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National Security Division, U.S. Dept of Justice@DOJNatSec

Three Charged with Conspiring to Unlawfully Divert Cutting Edge U.S. Artificial Intelligence Technology to China “The indictment unsealed today details alleged efforts to evade U.S. export laws through false documents, staged dummy servers to mislead inspectors, and convoluted transshipment schemes, in order to obfuscate the true destination of restricted AI technology—China,” said John A. Eisenberg, Assistant Attorney General for National Security. “These chips are the product of American ingenuity, and NSD will continue to enforce our export-control laws to protect that advantage.” 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/three-c…

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༈༈@Shirinsmit·
What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???
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Magnus Vigsø
Magnus Vigsø@MagnusVigso·
High vs low cortisolmaxxing:
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Eric Topol
Eric Topol@EricTopol·
If you've had a kidney stone, you've been advised that the most important thing to prevent another bout is to increase hydration. Now a randomized trial of hydration in over 1600 participants showed no benefit, despite evidence of increase during volume. thelancet.com/journals/lance…
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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@mr_mayank How much does it cost Iran when we drop a MOAB on a missile depot it took them 30 years to build?
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Ankit Mayank
Ankit Mayank@mr_mayank·
> Oil tanker companies paying $2 million a ship to 🇮🇷 Iran for safe passage through Strait of Hormuz > 🇷🇺 Russia earning additional $500 million a day from oil spikes due to Iran War > Meanwhile the war is costing US Taxpayers’ $2 Billion a day 😭 Iran & Russia right now 🤣 —
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Peter Hague
Peter Hague@peterrhague·
Humanity runs the risk of a resource shortage by the end of this century. See how our resources peak and then start to decline?
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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@TheOnlyDSC Neither will matter when we win the war and start taxing passage of all boats through the straight of hormuz (America)
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David Santa Carla 🦇
David Santa Carla 🦇@TheOnlyDSC·
Fraud uncovered in Minneapolis: $170,000,000 Money needed for Iran War: $200,000,000,000
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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@heyshipz Just go to steam and select indie, “overwhelmingly positive”, and “sale” and you’ll find 20 of these
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Shipz@heyshipz·
What game is this?🚀
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John Goldman ☀️
John Goldman ☀️@JohnGoldman·
Last nights easy run was quietly one of my best. Check the HR. That’s around 12 bpm down from just a couple months ago at a similar pace. New fitness is emerging all over. Love it.
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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@MetaPrime001 It goes both ways though, and we learn much more actively participating while china’s scribbling notes on why their systems are failing from the benches.
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Meta 👾 🇺🇸@MetaPrime001·
This is why the tech contingent wants Trump to pull out of the Iran war He is revealing the US Military's hand to the world and giving them an opportunity to learn and build counter strategy
Gandalv@Microinteracti1

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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Jon Brooks
Jon Brooks@jonbrooks·
My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?
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Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@ThoughtCrimes80 why should tip scale with bill? The wait staff is still working the same amount and so is the chef.
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Freedom Enthusiast 🇺🇸
Freedom Enthusiast 🇺🇸@ThoughtCrimes80·
If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒
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Kevin Xu
Kevin Xu@kevinxu·
friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore
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Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@krystalball Irrespective of what the Iranians “agreed” or “planned” to do, they were accelerating towards nuclear weapons, and you’re all ignoring this like we’re blind.
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Krystal Ball
Krystal Ball@krystalball·
What a lying sack of shit. The first Trump admin ripped up a nuclear deal that was working. The Iranians had offered extraordinary concessions in the latest round of negotiations before we used the ruse of diplomacy to attack their country and murder their leader. And btw that leader was the guy who had issued a religious decree AGAINST nuclear weapons. The truth is Iran is FAR MORE likely to pursue nukes now because of the actions of Trump, Hegseth and this entire band of war criminals.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

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Sperm Commander
Sperm Commander@SpermCommander·
@Landeur Modern man has never seen a good cop bad cop segment in his entire life.
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It's not actually Trump that fucked it up per se, it's Israel. First bombing the oil depot near Tehran last week, and then the Iranian gas fields. On both occasions the Americans have publicly lambasted Israel for doing this, knowing the Iranians would then target the Gulf.
andrew bunch@Andrewbunchlfc

@Landeur Trump will be claiming he’s hasn’t fucked it up next .

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War Monitor
War Monitor@WarMonitors·
Now that everyone calmed down can we actually begin to ask how tf Iran was able to even lock on to F-35 in the first place, let alone hit it without flare dumping. Crazy.
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