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Oh look at me I’m Joe Burrow. I make a quarter billion dollars. I’m a top 2 quarterback in the NFL. I’m attractive to every woman on Earth. I own a fucking Batmobile. I have a lesbian swimsuit model as my housesitter. Fuck you man.

@FlGators03 @BookitWithTrent Your fault for tailing Trent in 2026

@BookitWithTrent Hey @BookitWithTrent I’ve lost a lot of money tailing you. Instead of asking for money I am asking for a job with BookIt

I wish i was lying when i said this was the wager I had the most money on today. I had Georgia 1H ML, 1H spread, full game ML and full game spread in efforts to chase losses.

@TalkinBaseball_ Get that serial choker off of my cover 😭😭

Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge are on the cover of Sports Illustrated

@TalkinBaseball_ Why does this feel like a bad omen

Team USA will wear game-worn U.S. Olympic hockey sweaters ahead of today’s World Baseball Classic final against Venezuela

@Noah__Isaiah @WrestlePurists Gif name

SHANE TAYLOR SHOVED THE RIZZLER AND BIG JUSTICE GOT REVENGE WITH A SPEAR!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING 😭😭 #AEWRevolution

@RapSheet Give it up bro oh my god

While this situation has been linked to the AJ Brown saga and a potential trade, the situation remains fluid.

@Schultz_Report @ErikBurkhardt He thought the Vikings would franchise tag him 😭😭

BREAKING: 2x Pro Bowl QB Kyler Murray is signing with the #Vikings, per sources. One big detail: I’m told Murray’s agent, @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSport, negotiated a no-tag clause in the deal — which will allow Murray to become a free agent again next year no matter what.

@LegacyOcho @Schultz_Report Mf thought this would bang

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Sources: The #Seahawks are signing former #Packers RB Emanuel Wilson. Wilson had nearly 1,000 yards rushing and 8 total TDs his last two seasons in Green Bay.

@JackCity08401 @_TheEagleTimes We’re retiring 7 for Kenny Pickett

@_TheEagleTimes Could’ve went #7 on them hoes

JUST IN: New Eagles CB Tariq Woolen will wear #2 in Philly.

@TheDunkCentral Quack quack Tatum

The Celtics will rest Jayson Tatum tonight vs. the Thunder.

@NickCRadio @MikeGiardi @NBCSBoston Talking to people in the league, who work for teams, and they all think this guy is out of his fucking mind

"Talking to people in the league, who work for teams, they all think A.J. Brown is going to end up in New England...How about a 2 & a 4? I think it's eventually going to get done." - @MikeGiardi on @NBCSBoston

@TalkinBaseball_ Trump said he’d bring out the border patrol if they didn’t sell

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@RussellStReport @kracze Bro been on damage control all morning 😭

@kracze Lol "convinced." You mean the Eagles did their own tisk assessment and concluded he was worth it? Just as the Ravens did here and concluded the opposite? Howie seems pretty good at his job, and here you're presenting him as a schmuck.

Remember, it was the Ravens Eric DeCosta who sold the #Eagles on Jaire Alexander being OK to acquire. Alexander retired shortly after being dealt. I don’t t buy for a second what they’re selling on Crosby, especially now that they landed Hendrickson just hours later.

@TalkinBaseball_ Skubal please come back and pitch the finals

Nolan McLean's final line vs. Italy: 3 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 4 SO, 55 P

@TheDunkCentral @realapp Maxx Crosby trade just got canceled we don’t care rn

BAM ADEBAYO IN THE FIRST QUARTER: 31 POINTS 10/16 FG 5/8 3PT 6/7 FT (Via @realapp )

@thatxguy_connor @HURTSY0PRIDE @_Tariqwoolen @PhillyJALEN1 Go on Koolaid PLNET please educate me further on the NFL. Can you include some important games maybe like the 55-23 throttling of the Commanders the Eagles gave them in the NFC Championship?

@Sperm_Center @HURTSY0PRIDE @_Tariqwoolen @PhillyJALEN1 He hasn’t spent a single dollar because they dont have the cap space to, they need to save cap to pay rookies man, this is base level nfl stuff

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@thatxguy_connor @HURTSY0PRIDE @_Tariqwoolen @PhillyJALEN1 Haven’t spent a single dollar yet and people talking about Howie doesn’t have the money

@HURTSY0PRIDE @_Tariqwoolen @PhillyJALEN1 Yall don’t have money for him😭

@TalkinBaseball_ We’re up 5-0 it’s fine bro

Bobby Witt Jr. come on man...

@TalkinBaseball_ He thinks we’re inviting him back 😭😭

"I hate it, but I'll be the first to sign up for the 2028 Olympics and the next World Baseball Classic... I don't think I'm walking away. I guess I am, but I'll be back for the semifinals and finals to enjoy the moment with the guys." - Tarik Skubal

@TalkinBaseball_ Get ready for some misssiles your way Dominican Republic

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention

@MikeGarafolo We ain’t reading allat

Statement from Mike Evans’ agent Deryk Gilmore: After twelve remarkable seasons in Tampa Bay, Mike Evans felt a desire to challenge himself with a new chapter in the final stage of his career. Throughout his entire career he has pushed himself to grow, compete, and evolve as a player, and this decision reflects that same mindset. Mike has tremendous love and respect for the Buccaneers organization, the Glazer family, the coaches, his teammates, and especially the fans in Tampa Bay who have supported him since the day he was drafted. Tampa will always be home to him, and he is deeply proud of everything they accomplished together. He also has great belief in the future of the Buccaneers’ wide receiver room. Mike has tremendous respect for Chris Godwin and believes that Jalen McMillan, Emeka Egbuka, and Tez Johnson are incredibly talented young players who will thrive as they continue to develop and take on larger roles in the offense. At this stage of his career, Mike’s goals remain the same as they have always been — to compete for another Super Bowl, to play in an offensive system that challenges defenses, and to be in an environment where he can continue to push himself and contribute at the highest level. The Buccaneers made it clear they would have loved for Mike to finish his career in Tampa and potentially become just the fourth player in franchise history to spend his entire career as a Buccaneer and ultimately walk into Canton representing the organization. Mike Evans’ decision to leave Tampa was never about money. The Buccaneers were extremely aggressive in their pursuit and presented a very strong offer, demonstrating how much they value him and everything he has meant to the franchise. In the end, this decision simply came down to Mike wanting a new challenge and a fresh opportunity while he still feels he has a great deal left to give the game. Tampa Bay will always be a special place for Mike Evans, and his respect and gratitude for the organization and its fans will never change. — Deryk Gilmore Day 1 Sports & Entertainment