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I have liberated the elk that was in your warehouse and which you were probably saving for 1/6 Forgive me it was beautiful and did not belong to you.

😂

@she_obey I like the implication that there’s some “help” you haven’t gotten that would make you not be like this 😂

Blocked replies and retweets but apparently doesn't know about snipping tools. Ask me, motherfucker, why I am against jesus.

@SmalltimeJones Now you’re just taunting me 😭

@SphynxMother these bees smoke cigarettes and have tiny leather jackets though

don't fuck with me, poop touchers, i found out you can order 3 pounds of live bees from tractor supply and i will have them delivered to your home so be nice to me or you get da beez

@SmalltimeJones No bad bees, just insufficient gear!

@SphynxMother did i mention these are bad bees?

@FushigiJR That’s so weirdly pure that I’m almost not even sad about the ai

Cmon man

“I could have another you in a minute Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby” Do we think getting absolutely RAILED by a different butch woman in vetmed would make me feel better or worse? The offer is on the table and I just want to feel something besides despair.

@FalconryFinance It certainly gets the people talking.

Guys let's make this our fuckin political party emblem

Not even gonna lie y’all, the only thing keeping me going is the fact that it would make my estranged wife so happy if I didn’t. Like oh you want me to go away? Just for that I’m going back to IOP you cheating heifer, and this time you can’t derail my recovery with your bullshit!

@somethings_awry I had to zoom, so smol!

Why

@she_obey I have witnessed this firsthand as well and agree with you 100% that it made them madder to Obtain Goal and still be miserable.

Because you know in the past when I was sexual I fucked men like them and they were definitely not happy when they got it. If anything, they were more angry. Like the sex was supposed to fix things and it didn't. These men are confused about something.

As I continue to read posts and comments by a certain segment of men, I become more and more convinced that their aggressive sexual posturing at women is a coping mechanism for their humiliation at being sexually attracted to other men. Seriously. I wish they could just be happy.

@FalconryFinance Happy anniversary papa bird!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@mtheythem Happy for you buddy.

Y'ALL THE INTERVIEW WENT SO FREAKING WELL and since im already all done up i actually documented my brilliantly beaming vibes vis-a-vis a series of selfies and idk if anyone understands the profundency of this like there are vanishing few files in my role dedicated to such things

@SmalltimeJones Geppetto.

toyota called it the rav4 because u can take it out 4 raviolis

a snail poking their head out of the holes on top of a cleaned salt shaker while an orange tabby investigates olfactorally

@mtheythem Hey so I’m thinking about you. Don’t relapse over this, they aren’t worth it.

hey so I just got fired

@mtheythem Nooooo! I’m sorry.

@BitterTier My wife abandoned our family and moved back to WI over the weekend, evidently bringing the stench of failure and curse of fumbling the ball. I’d say sorry but the land of cheese, alcohol, and frostbite can keep her this time 😀

Is there a gas leak at Lambeau?

@mtheythem Don’t do that to future-you ❤️

oh my god I want to relapse jesus christ idefc any more give me the unhealthy coping mechanism I need it

@Angie_BoPeepers Same friend, same.

I feel like a big open wound and I want it to stop.