Spic Fuentes

just dropped out of college, not falling for the 9-5 trap. idc what anyone says, college is for people who wanna delay their progression to eventually work a job for the rest of their lives. im driven by competition, not corporate slavery and jargon. Theres not a cap workin for I

@NicktheGoner @GroovyJigsaw @ChocoLixo2 @Dexerto Fág read my tweet, didn’t even leave a like on it and regurgitated a shitty version of it

@GroovyJigsaw @ChocoLixo2 @Dexerto why would pearl want ownership of a greasy burger joint

Mayonnaise is officially an instrument, according to a new study commissioned by Hellman’s Researchers found it fits the scientific definition when used to intentionally create sound

@GroovyJigsaw @ChocoLixo2 @Dexerto Why would pearl a vapid dumb foid Stacy want to run a grimy burger joint? It makes for a happy ending for both Plankton and Mr Krabs dumb fuck.

@ChocoLixo2 @Dexerto Why would Krabs pass his buisness down to his rival and not Pearl lmao

@d3rkater Classic sociopathic German

@GORE_SIDE you dug out a real classic there :) love this video. fuck around and find out at its finest <3

@Jay_JayLuvsYa @a6doff I had this + my mom thought it was called Mindcraft and that it “controlled your mind” with witchcraft. Thank God they started selling redeemable cards at Target a year later

@a6doff I had to negotiate with my dad to buy it because you could only buy it through paypal and he didn't trust the website or know what paypal was.

I was 12 and had to negotiate with my mom because she didn't trust the website. We bought a PaySafeCard… the junior version. Could't even buy Minecraft with it. Ended up spending another 20 bucks on the adult one to actually buy the game💀 Minecraft cost me 40 bucks

@jimmyboy21 @Danny2KYT It was called Classic mode. In-browser. There was a client you could download called WOM that gave more functionality/hacks. Good times

@Danny2KYT I still remember there was a free version you could play on that same website too

Bro I’ll never forget buying Minecraft from this exact website

@JonnyBlox I’m willing to bet it’s cause it was full of PinkyPills art work

Following delays and an indefinite postponement, Five Nights at Freddy's Secret Artifacts: Confidential Evidence from the Archives of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. has been canceled. The in-world novelty book would’ve featured fold-out animatronic blueprints, Polaroids, arcade tickets, and more from various Fazbear locations, including Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental, and Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. (Via: Bookmanager) #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

@sweetndpolite I hope niggas fart on your face

@asukagrypr This copypasta sounds the most believable with Nick honestly

I saw Nick Fuentes at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”. I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen White Monsters in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@AndreSegers @WaflesA While I agree they still didn’t have to make Mario sound like a generic midwest white man and peach a generic white woman

@WaflesA For sure, but even accounting for this, it doesn't feel right. It works in the games because they speak in sound bytes, but for actual conversations, it just doesn't work imo

This is extremely well done! But it also reinforces that the movie directors understood what they were doing with their casting choices

@vertrosex @CottageCrusader @kick_clips - signed A seething unc cringe millennial

@CottageCrusader @kick_clips I’m more Christian than you retarded cat

Clavicular goes OFF after seeing SNL jestermaxx and impersonate him, saying millennials have NO culture 😭👀 “These people have no culture of their own, really.”

@GlycineMaxMile2 @void_post @Hyperjumper7 True

@void_post @Hyperjumper7 spic fuentes really does this

@FroemelAndy @AFpost Tucker has everything he could ever ask for. I don’t see a future where he runs although he’s the best option we have at the moment

@AFpost JD Vance knows he would lose to Tucker Carlson if he runs. He definitely knows he has no chance in the general election over the Iran War. Rubio would lose to Tucker too. America First, not Israel.

JD Vance, often described as a frontrunner for the 2028 Republican primary, is reportedly reconsidering a presidential run, citing family considerations ahead of the birth of his fourth child. However, some Republicans point to less personal factors, including uneven early polling and growing donor interest in alternatives such as Marco Rubio. Strategists warn that entering a competitive primary, especially if followed by a general election loss, could damage Vance’s standing within the party and weaken his claim to future leadership. Follow: @AFpost

@Gadefilms @shawzsav This is literally exactly what fucking women do lmao

@shawzsav I think one of the saddest parts is that none of them actually focus on you as a person, but what your job portrays you as. Also not a single one of them actually wants to take you seriously.

dating as a sex worker looks like this :)

@2eggwhite Mario Wonder is kino and pretty mindless. Good game to play wasted

What's a good BingBingWahoo for me to load into my Switch emulator and stream

@dnvrsn Ñíğger fáğğóț

i’m also beginning to unthaw for speedo szn and i’m excited about that too

my birthday is two weeks from today and i feel like it’s coming up way too soon but it’s also the first day of aries szn and i’m excited

@ripple_bipple @_StarrSlinger_ This poor guy is gonna get his life ruined by this vapid dumb cûnt. We all go through it at some point.

@_StarrSlinger_ People being weirdly incel-ly in the comments so I'd thought I'd specify This was the result of months of kindness and genuine sincerity and just being sweet and nice and if anything I'm probably the one who doesn't deserve them LOL

I got given this last night by a whole 21 year old

@omnibonnie You will never, EVER be a woman you grotesqûe freak

there’s always the boob aspect, however i don’t really want a large chest. mayhaps b cups would be nice. b for bonnie… teehee!

i never ended up finishing any of my food. total calories consumed today is maybe around 800 if we’re being generous. i’m trying to eat more, but it hasn’t been easy, so this isn’t ideal

In the early seasons the show made fun of giving Rick a tragic backstory to try to explain him Then in later seasons they did exactly that