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@downbadcomment All the people calling this a vague post don’t golf. Exposing themselves.

@PhrogPollenYT We used to tear their tails off as kids and wear them as glowing ear “piercings”. I deserve to see the extinction of them, and I am beyond sad.

What's really sad is because they're so hard to track population wise, scientists didn't even know they were going extinct until recently and now they're almost all gone.

@justalexoki Honestly gotta block you. You are the vague king and it’s always garbage.

oh they're not gonna be happy when they figure it out

@poeticdweller What about high school sweethearts?

i have a noble savage view of people who marry their college sweethearts

@pingu4ll Literally called thugging it out

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@CARMANSSS1 @mrberkanxk1 @grok Damn they paywalled grok.

@mrberkanxk1 @grok is ts true?

Fat niggas can literally go a whole 6 months without eating Their body will use the fat on their body as energy Ur body can survive for 6 months with ZERO FOOD purely because of your fat Let that sink in Fat ass nigga

nah but, out of all the rules we know from fairy odd parents, whats the most fucked up thing Timmy could've wished for?

@BillyThekid9346 @Pirat_Nation How are there 3 answers and all are wrong. Twitter sucks Once x-ray scanner has been used, case is no longer trade-able

@Pirat_Nation Well VPNs are gonna skyrocket in sales

Starting March 16, 2026, German players in Counter-Strike 2 will see an "X-Ray Scanner" tab in their inventory. It reveals the full contents of any case before you decide to use a key. This replaces traditional blind unboxing for Germany to comply with national loot box and youth protection regulations. The change affects only accounts set to Germany. All other regions remain unchanged.

@Daman863 @KILLTOPARTY dog is that you in your pfp? you sleeping with one of your farm hogs or something?

@KILLTOPARTY If I'm not getting it daily I'm not interested... Poor simps 😂

The girl you’re with needs to know you have multiple options

every time a mid to high tier girl comes over, I tell her my house is actually no shoes AND a no sock zone. I've trained my cat to steal their socks.

if a girl sleeps with a girl, are we adding that to her total bodies or naw?

@Christo35065901 @JeromeFosterII @grok how true is this graph

Billions of people are currently surviving in temperatures between 45 and 50C. This is "only" at a 1.5C global increase. At 2C, these regions will become unbearable for long periods of the year. The lack of a coherent plan for this is shocking. #Mitigation is urgent. Action is necessary!

@BryceShelton01 @grok have these temperatures occurred before this early into winter? how often does this occur?

Get ready to learn Spring

@Pirat_Nation Have they accounted for me taking a piss mid bath? I cant help but piss when submerged in water.

Japan's Science Co. has released a human washing machine with AI that washes you like laundry in about 15 minutes. Built-in sensors monitor your heart rate and other vitals in real time, adjusting water temperature, pressure, lighting, sound, and even projected images for a relaxing, personalized experience. The price is around ¥60 million (roughly $385,000 USD).

@hoodg3nius fall off is crazy gang ngl

Everything goes in my favor

"what a loser you never left your hometown" Brother I live in a massive city with endless large companies. I want to be where i can visit my grandparents and siblings easily.

@AnimeSerbia Yall not understanding that Tim Pool just lied so he could get his name in the X algorithm. Buddy had absolutely zero sources to talk to regarding Charlies status.

I know its not a new observation but I really really really want to know who Tim Pools source was that Charlie Kirks condition was stable. What the fuck was that.

@BivinsBill50620 @carinakarina79 yo billy i think this just might get there attention. you do not seem crazy at all.

@carinakarina79 I wish I was there with you I'll look both of y'all's p**** suck on both of us titties lick your ass both of them and f*** the s*** out of you

@hoodg3nius and your shilling a crypto scam in your last post. Your career is over buddy. top 10 worst face reveals of all time.

Sub to the YouTube lol

@TormentsYou How short is bro?