Paul Lewin

@cherealstars1 @SBarrettBar I’m not sure the internet is for you !

@SBarrettBar Not being able to say EASTER on their Eggs has brought on the Gag Reflex For all things Cadbury & to NEVER buying anything from Cadbury EVER again

This is getting sinister.

@SBarrettBar What?? How easily led you are online??? Do they let anyone become a barrister these days?

@AllBiteNoBark88 Nothing says the true spirt of the Easter festival than crying about little chocolate eggs! I wish Bill Hicks was still around to see this!

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

@BRYN_BORANGA @A_Waller1

this looks like the last picture of Gaddafi

@anfieldsinsider @Jibsman1 @declassifiedUK Gobby Kopites sticking up for GB ‘News’…….guaranteed you’ve never been to Liverpool let alone Anfield 😂😂😂

@SpiderLewin @Jibsman1 @declassifiedUK Shut up bold libtard peoples feelings over facts go focus on your kid before she turns out like you, hollow head.

🚨BREAKING -- British journalist Steve Sweeney has been targeted by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon.

@Goosey30111568 The reach Labour has is amazing….according to this numpty, they’ve increased gas prices in America as well 😂😂😂

Diesel £1.71 per litre this morning. Labour has wrecked the UK

@Jibsman1 @declassifiedUK If Ofcom can turn a blind eye to GB ‘News’ having Nigel Farage as a presenter….im sure they’ll let him off with this one

@declassifiedUK Is he allowed to swear?

@Theo_Griffiths He’s more like his base than I realised !

new reaction vid just dropped

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@KingBobIIV @GregBaldwinIroh

Firstly, you need Branston Beans. Heinz lacks flavour. You need the cheapest possible white bread. Optional extras Worcestershire Sauce Cheddar Cheese White pepper 1. Put beans in pot, on hob, and simmer slowly until burned. 2. Toast white bread until burned. 3. Spread butter or marge - remember to get most of it on your finger. 4. Pour beans on top of said toast 5. Add one or more of the above options. EAT. Delicious!

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@EvenIfYouPay @GregBaldwinIroh

@GregBaldwinIroh Hi, you need to mash the beans with a fork to create a paste then spread this over the toast. Happy to help.

@GregScottTV @A_Waller1

How is it that I’ve watched this 9,113 times, yet it gets funnier with each viewing?

When Everton were sanctioned I felt sorry for them, but wrote a piece understanding the PL's position. Daft of me. I accepted the 'rules are rules' argument and assumed there would be consistency going forward. Instead there has been none. PL wanted 12 pts for Everton!

@DVATW Vance is fuming, Nobody else is! If you don’t understand the topic, that’s fine…..reach out to someone who can help explain it 👍🏻

India is helping. The UK isn't.

@iamtomskinner You make a great case for renewable fuels Tom! Less reliant on other countries and the impact of global conflict. Maybe Net Zero is a good idea. Tell tha to your Reform mates…..Ah BOSH

I’d like to know all your opinions in the comments? I’ve just paid £1.70 a litre for diesel. Why are we not opening up our gas and oil field in the North Sea? Surely by opening these and sourcing from our own reserves, we will bring our prices of fuel down, energy costs down, create jobs, bring revenue and tax into the UK economy that can be spent on the roads, the NHS, UK services and schools. We continue to source our fuel from abroad and it makes no sense to me! We should be backing our UK manufacturing and not let it go abroad! We live in very uncertain times especially what’s going on in the Middle East. Love to hear your opinion, let’s back Britain 🇬🇧 - Bosh ❤️

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

TOMORROW WRESTLEMANIA 6 with Stephen Graham

@WeirdBristol @BangBangPodcast

A 1979 episode of the Bristol-based BBC drama series “Shoestring” (series 1, episode 2: Knock for Knock) featured a daring car chase across Bristol, culminating in a spectacular sequence on Vale Street (the steepest residential street in England) 1/2

@selkirk_graham @makeukgood ‘Keyboard warriors’ 😂😂😂 You’re talking to an AI BOT 😂😂 Enough internet for you today!

@makeukgood Well said pretty Lady, stick it to ‘em, idiot keyboard warriors! They are failures in the real World and with role models like Clooney are on a spiral to hell.

God, sorry for the language, but I’m absolutely fuming right now. Why do these bloody celebrities, lounging in their massive mansions, surrounded by bodyguards, kids in posh private school, think they get to lecture the rest of us? Telling us we’re awful for not wanting open borders, making us feel guilty for struggling in the real world. Try it yourselves! Let a load of illegal immigrants move into YOUR gated community, YOUR posh street, YOUR spare rooms. See how long that ‘compassion’ lasts when it’s on your doorstep. Hypocrites. Proper sick of it. ” #Amelia #UK #Stoptheboats