not Joshua

@stinkgen i'm sold on anything with blood orange, idk why even if it has extra² sugar

@Spiderslim but tasty.

i declare spring

@PxlHulk @eigenrobot stay-puffed stage

@eigenrobot Michelin man stage

5mo son is delightfully fat marblemaxxing rollmogging

@djcows @gork is this true?

tomorrow is friday

@ckeyte546 @ProxyOracle @RevDQ @grok c'mon, pesk! 👀 you didn't have to so hard in the paint with this! 🫡

Excited to drop my first original music video. 🎶 Lyrics and vision are mine with huge shoutouts to video editors @ProxyOracle @RevDQ for bringing it to life and @grok for guiding me through every app along the way. Like, repost, and let me know what you think! #MyFirstMV

@hibakod @_imdawon the wine, hib saucing the noods, while getting sauced 👀🍷

@_imdawon sauce??

Shirtless for pasta night

@brobro boop the snoot for me bro!

I’ll never understand how this guy is so dang good and perfect. Just chilling and doing his job all day 😭❤️

@Burnzzz0 i still regret punching that cop 😞 but, it was worth it

What was that one tiny decision you made that drastically changed the course of your life and you’re unsure if it was the right choice even until today?

@quackquackfred yo

🚨Mutual Monday🚨 Reply and I will reply back with a tree I think is cool, beautiful, or badass. (All submissions must be via replies for this to work) Expect results back around 6-ish west coast time 🙌 Thank you for your time - Fred 🦆

@the_jess_who ima keep spamming you until you reply

Y’all ever get chats you’ve previously deleted that reappear? Happens to me 2-3x a month and it’s like a nightmare seeing those names again. 😆

@Denteesi no, but, i wanna

Has anyone tried this?

@alpaysh @distributedkv what if the real devils are the friends we made along the way

@distributedkv the devil is in the bangers

hell is empty and all the devils are shitposting on X dot com

@bionicleeugenic i think if i asked for poutine on my fries, i would get punched in the face 💀 everything else makes sense pickles and onions would complete this healthy meal, tho 🙏

@Spiderslim They opened one a year ago in my city, we finally have em in Canada, I love it, that's my classic order choice and I also ask em to garnish the Baconator with tomato/salad too sometimes (gotta stay healthy) 🙏🏻

I'm getting a raise this month and you don't cause you're unemployed

@ThinkWiselyMatt good to be back -not Joshua

Welcome back ol mutual Good to have you back Please sign the guestbook

@bionicleeugenic next time i go to my american wendys, i'm going to order this verbatim! thanks for the tip!

@Spiderslim Oh, can I have like a duo Baconator with chocolate frosty, replace the fries for a poutine and add a triple David's on top

@ubermummy how are you? did i miss anything?

@Spiderslim hiiiiiiiii

checking in 67 days later! 🫡 chat, we made it!

@distributedkv 🤝 you're good, tenso? did i miss anything?

@Spiderslim best type of mornings, based

just need an evil baddie who has grifted entire tech twitter who then becomes a VC then raises a $100M fund then we just go build a bunker and live happily ever after

@quackquackfred below freezing tomorrow night here 🫩

THE SUN IS OUT #glorious - Fred