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@GoracleOfDelphi Objectively bad dad but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger I guess

My dad's parenting style was... unique. Was he a genius or a menace? Examples: > When I won an xbox, he made me sell it and buy a gun. I was 11 and very happy with the trade. (his thinking: video games bad, guns fine) More 👇

@sladesr Person who has never heard of subsidies

Progressive economics is believing child care should cost no more than $10 a day but no one should be allowed to take a job that pays less than $20 an hour.

@pschofie79 Gomi?

Tinder: Men :: Bumble : Women 4chan: Men :: _______: Women (IQ 140)

@jaegpark Lol everyone in college who was in computer science kept telling us our non-compsci degrees would be obsolete in a few years and now they’re the first being replaced by AI

one should seriously acknowledge how fast the world is changing and recalibrate their career plans especially cs/eng degree students - entry level tech jobs are becoming scarcer with layoffs + AI - many big tech companies not giving return offers to interns - swe’s who got laid off and an ever increasing # of new cs grads are increasing the applicant pool and diluting degree value - exponential trajectory of AI progress will make these conditions more competitive we have a tendency to underestimate how fast a technology evolves there’s no better time than now to be betting on yourself and starting a business, learning a new skill, and/or starting a side hustle

Show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema. I’ll start.

@DukeNation89 @BarstoolPack That you shouldn’t be a Duke fan

@BarstoolPack I’m a Duke fan who graduated from State and currently getting my masters there🤷🏾‍♂️ Been a Duke fan since I was 9 I turn 35 next month What’s your point

Has anyone ever met a Duke fan who actually went to Duke?

@avl_mike Marvin Harrison Jr

After observing all of them at the combine, which wide receiver would you most like to see the #Panthers select with the 33rd pick?

@BarstoolWake Duke fans pulling out their dictionaries to know how to respond

No imaging? After the show he put on of being carried off the court? Only thing sore is his ego and his labia.

@SethDavisHoops Wake Forest student section

I am finalizing my All-Glue team today. Last call for nominations!

@SethDavisHoops Because one Duke player tripped and got a boo boo?

Simple solutions: 1. Leagues tell schools they will be fined $500k if there’s a storm. 2. Schools increase security and tell fans if they step on the court they will be arrested and permanently banned. 3. We can all go back to arguing whether Zach Edey is good or just tall.

@crazietalker He’s a national hero

look at this old crank Wake fan

@JamesSurowiecki Maybe “business as usual” is fraud

I still want someone - anyone - to explain how telling a bank that you own a 30,000-sq-ft apartment when your apartment is actually 11,000 sq ft is not fraud.

@DonnieDoesWorld This is a modern renaissance painting

30 minutes after departing Albuquerque I was shaken out of my Panda Express and Tequila induced stupor by a man trying to aggressively open the airplane door 4 rows back. Me and 5 other dudes had to wrestle him into the aisle, duct tape his legs, and throw flexi-cuffs on him. Just safely landed back in ABQ but HOLY SHIT.

@uncalivable @jeffreywatters When will it be back up?

@homensobjetos @DoctorWhat1983 @TheCinegogue Thank you. Beau >>>>>> mother

thoughts on this film?

@jon_bois Whereas that’s a blessing for us Panthers fans

here comes the worst thing about being a chiefs fan: there's a period of like six months where you don't even get to watch them play. #1 most cursed fan base

@bomani_jones It’s funny that the biggest thing Brady has over Mahomes is longevity and that’s the main thing other TEs have over Gronk

show me the time we ever considered kelce as good as a true no. 1 receiver. you can’t. you can pull years with big numbers. and you never thought in real time “there goes a no. 1 receiving threat.” did you?

@FilmUpdates Practical effects

Name a category you think should be added at the #Oscars

@kirawontmiss Has anyone seen Doug?

someone climbed the sphere in las vegas and don’t know how to get down LMFAOO

@William48759211 @AndySpecht I used to love your music Diddy but your ignorance is really showing through

@AndySpecht Say it with me: “the shape of a district doesn’t determine whether it’s fair or not”

Do you live in North Carolina’s new ‘fish hook’ congressional district? It’s designed to elect a Republican. And only 4 of the 14 candidates have a real shot at winning, GOP insiders say. #ncpol #NC13 wral.com/story/4-republ…