Danny Haiphong Parody

Rather than choose the lesser of two evils, I decided to do absolutely nothing, and pat myself on the back for nourishing my unending sense of self superiority. If I could, I would have voted for Putin, who famously never sends anyone to a premature death.

@TuckerCarlson He’s a deep thinker hey Tucker

@CIA_in_China Launching wars and using chemical weapons are only bad when the west does them. When it isn’t the west doing them, it’s a glorious anti imperialist struggle.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I sure don’t! That’s because it was before Musk ruined it and changed its name!

Presenting the TWITTER FRINGE HIGHLIGHT REEL OF 2023! I've thrown together a list of top tweets for every month of 2023. Vote for the best by replying with your favorite tweet of the month below. Starting off strong with this all-time banger from January:

Because the west has done bad things, I will never condemn anybody outside of the west.

@CIA_in_China I’m so glad you noticed! :)

@RocketArchive understands this perfectly. Oppressed nations cannot be imperialist, however. Therefore, oppressed nations such as Russia and Palestine have every right to start wars against their oppressors. Anyone who is opposed to the U.S. is automatically justified.

@Mashimaro77 @MrJerryGoode They do teach it in American schools. Jerry Goode is asinine even by shill standards. 😂

@MrJerryGoode Even when China shills talk about true events they embelish the hell out of it lol I learned about Nanking(and many other war crimes) in my Canadian school. The west doesn't talk about it?? Pretty sure they teach it in America too. The CCP, however, never fought the Japanese.

UNTOLD TRUTH 🇨🇳📢: The Chinese people must never forget that Japan committed extreme, unthinkable war crimes and killed over 20 million innocent Chinese civilians during their (1931/09/18) invasion.

BREAKING: Greyzone to join BRICS in a bid to break the NATO neoliberal stranglehold on GoFundMe

BRICS is so great, it doesn’t need cohesion, OR a currency of its own to compete with the dollar!

I see @conoranalysis (Conor King) no longer exists on this site. Farewell, my friend… I really did admire you and look up to you. I hope you are well. 🫡

The only possible explanation for a country not wanting to join BRICS must be vulture creditors, or else maybe American imperialism.

I can’t wait to explain why it’s a threat to world peace to supply Ukraine with arms in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine!

@Gonz67Ricky Yes 😂

@SpiritofHa Did Danny block you?

However, China is also the “leader” in green technology, so this is entirely excusable.

Russia liberated crimea in 2014, just like it started to liberate the entirety of Ukraine in 2022. Those who resist Russian liberation are in fact terrorists.

@cg100603 @CIA_in_China But it’s totally not illegal!

@CIA_in_China bros gonna need a VPN to still post on twitter

@SpiritofHo #SmallDickEnergy @SpiritofHa

Countries that voluntarily join the EU and NATO are not US allies; they are instead somehow being destroyed by the US, because destroying its own “vassal states” is a great way to weaken Russia and China.