VaMaSibanda

Congratulations boys! Representation Zimbabwe is an honour

Julius Malema warned about this! We are here now!

@GutuObert @JonesMusara Sekuru you have a good number of potential customers outside Zimbabwe. Is your book on Amazon? Thats the easiest way for diasporans to get a copy

Jones Musara @JonesMusara is a self-confessed chief murakashi. I used to debate him strenuously during my days in active politics. We would invariably disagree on several issues without necessarily being disagreeable. This morning, Thursday, May 14, 2026, he called @negonachambers & bought himself a signed & personalised copy of DAY ZERO. He offered to pay US$45 for the book. Thank you very much my brother.

@matigary This is an 18 year old with no idea how or where money is made. The parents are to blame and one day they will wish they sent her to school and allowed her to be a teenager. Life lessons will follow and it will be too late

Tungwarara’s children are a PR and political disaster, including for Zanu PF as a political party. Trying to spin a started-from-the bottom-now-we-are-here just because your father got a few state contracts is a reckless adventure by teenagers. As a general rule, a nail that sticks out must be hammered.

@matigary There is so much cash under Zimbabwean mattresses ana Mthuli naJohn havana door

Saka maZimba mune shuwa, spending a ~billion on beer / alcohol. Delta made a billion dollars last year - in their numbers are not even including those of Inncsor, Afdis, Sable, Ingwebu and other smaller distilleries and brewers and other smuggled products Bhidza rekudhakwa, haa mune cash 😳

@mimmitwit @matigary Mimi unapamuromo! Wakuda kuswera uchitukirirwa

@matigary Apa doro rakachipa Zvinoreva kuti economy irikufaya This is excluding kachasu kanobikwa na Chamisa😂

@Vie_matongo These children are a testament to your motherhood,leadership, mentoring and loving them. Kudos to you my lil sister! Im not saying children who do drugs didnt get all that. Thats where the blessings part come in.

These days, raising teens who choose to stay away from drugs and alcohol is a blessing. When they are no good in class, figure out what they are good at and support that instead. Support my boy Dezola +263 78 088 8682.

@WemaHotWingz Not just Zimbabwe. Worldwide.

Basa remaGraphic designer ese emuZimbabwe rapedzwa neAI 💔

@Munya96696127 @DandaroOnline What about this person's privacy?? Why share someones ID and face for the world to see???

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@JayJayTeamTruth Hezvo!!

📌📌📌 Mukadzi wapotifa mamuona here 😹😹

@BaShonaBaShona Many happy returns vakoma

Today my mum turns 81 years. I will take this opportunity to thank Almighty God for blessing her with the gift of life. Happy birthday VaMaMoyo. Gogo VaShona.!!!

@GutuObert Taurai henyu Sekuru. Mari dzenyika

Anyone who starts getting rich only after entering politics is a crook & very dangerous criminal, not to be trusted. By the way, this applies universally & also across the political divide.

@GutuObert Happy mothers day sekuru. Ndimi mai vapenyu saka nhasi munombomira mushangu dzavatete venyu

Today is Mother's Day.... Some of my mothers from left to right : Renitha Shayamano (nèè Mushava)....named after my mom ; Maria Kazala Oworu (nèè Mushava), Agnes Mushava & Gogo Mary Matsa (nèè Mushava). Gogo Matsa is my late mom's sole surviving sibling. ❤️

Happy Mother's Day to my beloved mother in heaven ❤️ #MushavaPrincess #DumaPrincess #ForeverLovedAndForeverMissed

@MacBelts How can this even be allowed to happen?? Today l am ashamed of my nationality because of this girl. No mhani!

This right here must be talked about

@ChipoMusarurwaS @ChaleChipangura @ChambatiLevison @CitizenWakura @hazelwekwagondo @IsaacMakomichi @LynneStactia @MJairosi @mawarirej @matigary @mahlayeya This is the lowest of low! Who advises this girl?? Her parents will regret this.

You Do Not Reward Nurses With $100 To Dance. You Pay Them A Decent Salary. A video circulating today shows nurses in uniform dancing the kongonya at Parirenyatwa Group of Hospitals for cash prizes. The intent behind the gesture may have been generous. The image it projects of Zimbabwe's public health system is a national embarrassment and the responsibility for that embarrassment sits squarely with this government. The video shows nurses at Parirenyatwa Group of Hospitals Zimbabwe's premier referral institution, a hospital that carries the name and legacy of a man who devoted his life to public medicine dancing the kongonya in their uniforms, at a public event, for cash prizes. One nurse received US$100 for dancing well. An additional US$300 was announced as available for others who joined the dance floor. Under Mugabe with all his failures, and they were many you did not see this. You did not see doctors and nurses in uniform performing for cash at their own hospitals. Whatever else was broken in that era, the professional dignity of the medical worker was not publicly auctioned for $100. That is not nostalgia. That is a factual observation about what this era has normalised that previous eras did not. And it is an observation that President Emmerson Mnangagwa must own, because it is happening on his watch, at a hospital his government just refurbished, at an event attended by his government's officials.

@matigary *unfortunately*

Women and cars 🤣🤣🤣 Zvakaoma

@matigary Ahh no. Itii Some women not all. Saka kana Fat boom boom atenga imwe mota tochiti men ...? Cars in general is a Zimbabwean weakness u fortunately. Women would date a frog that drives a car than a nice man who doesn't..I said women.. because thats where our women fall.

@TheLifeZoomer If the truth is to he told, as Africans, we lack empathy and we show that mostly to the vulnerable, the poor, the old..those without cars, those without wigs, those who hustle etc. A nurse has to follow a certain code of conduct full stop. No excuses whatsoever.

One thing diaspora changed for me forever was seeing how differently societies treat women during childbirth. My first child was born in Zimbabwe.
My young wife went through labour under difficult circumstances. To be fair, the nurses still worked hard with limited resources and we appreciated their help deeply. But there was also judgement.
Comments. Lectures. Subtle humiliation for being a young pregnant woman. Years later in New Zealand, this was me during another birth.
I held my wife’s hand through a long labour and Caesarean section.
I cut the umbilical cord myself.
The midwives treated us with patience, dignity and kindness from start to finish. That contrast stayed with me. A woman in labour does not need moral policing. 
She needs care.
She needs reassurance.
She needs humanity. Sometimes the real difference between countries is not infrastructure or money.
It is how people are treated at their most vulnerable moments. Anyone else notice this contrast after leaving home or did you have a much better experience than us?

@ZimViral Not a Zimbabwean. Listen to accent

Munenge muchimbotembeiko 👀

@Hibana122 She clearly speaks with a Nigerian accent

A South African woman was asked to pick between Nigerian men, South African men, and other African men. She said Nigerian men are gods and said they’re more attractive, look better, carry more masculine aura, and provide better than South African men.