Joe Petraglia

@Ihartitz A Quentin Tarantino story.

“Chig Okonkwo makes the catch! Only one man between him and the end zone … and OH MY GOD Okonkwo just pulled out a samurai sword and cut Cooper DeJean clean in half. There’s blood everywhere. Touchdown, Commanders.”

@JoshNorris 🤔

after being handed the 💰 by KC Underdog has Ken Walker III at just 925 rushing yards higher/lower for the season

that’s a bingo

@HaydenWinks 12 TEs.

Could 12 WRs go before RB2 this year?

@adamlevitan We know what Bob Saget would do for this intel. May he rest in peace.

Feel for all the sports reporters out of work. I was a journalism major in college, started my "career" wanting to be a NBA beat reporter. Loved and still love actual newspapers. Putting this out there: If you start a site that investigates and answers the questions people with actual money on the line want to know, we will pay you actual money. In other words, no one cares about "3 keys to Sunday's game" or that "X player is in the best shape of his life." But a ton of people are willing to pay for "In practice this week, Rhamondre rotated more with TreVeyon than he did ahead of the AFCCG." Or "Elijah Arroyo again was behind Saubert and Kallerup in TE drills this week." (no idea if these are true, just examples) Maybe it's a dumb idea, maybe it's not possible, maybe I'm alone in willing to pay a lot for this. But if looking for a financial model that works in sports journalism, I'd be looking to serve the people with financial incentives.

@MattHarmon_BYB He already sounds like a broadcasting analyst. Lock it up.

Spoke with Christian McCaffrey about how offenses and defenses have evolved over the last decade ,but why we should never forget that the fundamentals of football will outlast all of it.

@UnderdogNFL @MikeSilver Maybe consider trading him?

Jalen Hurts has been the source of much internal frustration for the Eagles, including teammates other than AJ Brown, per @MikeSilver. Coach Nick Sirianni, GM Howie Roseman, owner Jeffrey Lurie have been "reluctant" to criticize Hurts.

@HaydenWinks Is Odell Beckham in good shape?

The Bills don't have any active WR backups right now on Ourlads because they just lost Josh Palmer, Gabe Davis, and Tyrell Shavers to IR. They will be forced into Keon Coleman snaps.

@Ihartitz Jonathan Brooks next SZN.

Rico Dowdle yards per carry this season: Weeks 1-9: 5.6 (3/44) Weeks 10-Wild Card: 3.2 (48/49)

@Ihartitz How well does he throw to people named Brock Bowers? Asking for a friend.

Fernando Mendoza comps: -If Kirk Cousins and Ryan Tannehill had a baby -More responsible Daniel Jones -Mason Rudolph on 1.5x speed -Outback steakhouse bread without butter

@spotrac Let’s trade Brock Bowers to NE to be the Gronk in the McDaniels offense.

The #Raiders are a hell of a lot more than a #1 overall drafted QB away from contention.

@HaydenWinks Have to decide between him and Michael Mayer. Keep going back and forth.

I dug into the Taysom Hill Week 16 blowup in usage. I think it's mostly because they are onto RB4+ and WR4+(aside from Olave), which I think means he'll have some level of carries and receptions. I also think the long throw was for show. TE1/2 border feels right. Who knows?

@JustinFreeman18 Antonio Gates

Greatest tight end of all time

@HaydenWinks Pats should trade for Bowers this offszn.

306 net pass yards for Drake Maye. His RBs with 18 rushing yards. They ask so much of him.

@Ihartitz I am offended either way. What has this world become...

Wow. Growing up we always called it “Smear the person with the football regardless of how they identify themselves in terms of gender or sexual orientation” but to each their own I guess

@adamlevitan Hahahah, so good. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world his boner didn't exist.

My 10-year-old is doing the puberty video/talk at his school. I asked him if he had any questions. Him: Can people see if you get a boner? Me: Yes, you just need to flip it up, store it in your waistband Him: Hysterically laughing Me: (dad of the year)

@JoshNorris Uncle Rico

if you had to pick one name, which QB do you think was the last to commit a double turnover?

@UnderdogNFL Elijah Arroyo szn.

Cooper Kupp (heel, hamstring) listed questionable for Week 9.

@UnderdogNFL Holding him out in case of a trade?

AJ Brown (hamstring) not seen participating in practice again Friday. HC Sirianni said it's possible Brown plays week 8 even with no practice this week.

@HaydenWinks Me too!!! Boom.

Jaxson Dart steps around pressure for long TD. I'm liking what I'm seeing this year.