Hades: Lord of the Underworld
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Hades: Lord of the Underworld
@SpottedKerberos
I am a God, Lord of a vast underground kingdom filled with terrors. I am despised by most, hated by most... and I have a very big, very good dog.
Katılım Eylül 2019
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@incorrectgreeks It might actually be easier to set the world on fire.
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Zeus: i am not going to apologize for having a healthy sex life
Hera: healthy? i'm going to have to burn every sheet you've ever touched
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@incorrectgreeks When your wife is gone half the year, you smoke before and after sex. And for 6 straight months.
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Poseidon: do you like cigarettes after sex?
Hestia: i've never had sex, so i don't know
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Don't forget to hydrate today as well.
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Eros: hey, you. yes, you, the pretty one reading this incorrect quote! take a minute to breath and remember that you deserve nice things in your life. if you were looking for a sign, this is it. i love you so much, dear
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@DemeterCereal I know it would take me more than a day to beat some of your top 5 deadliest plants, like the manchineel tree. 😈
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@SpottedKerberos Please- you'd kill every plant in existence! You couldn't do my job either.
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Hestia: why is Demeter crying?
Hera: she did a "which greek god would marry you" quiz
Hestia: who did she get?
Hera: Hades
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@ExFiler I meddle not in the affairs of Angels.
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@SpottedKerberos Was this your doing?
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@ThewizardofGos @incorrectgreeks She hasn't yet, but the denial is a strong force.
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@SpottedKerberos @incorrectgreeks Demeter is never going to get over the fact her daughter loves the Lord of the underworld
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@HarriedWizard I was busy wrestling with the vile shade of an entire corrupted year, I had no time for drinking.
You, Sir Harry, can deal with the next one.
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Knew two guys named Richard and Tom who would drink themselves stupid on New Year’s Eve and then drive, which I would never do.
So tonight when you celebrate, remember not to be like Tom and Dick. Be like Harry and call a damned cab.
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@PaxBaku I did my best, but that year's shade was a rabid beast. Some spillover was to be expected.
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@SpottedKerberos I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're too late. Things that happened in 2022 are still an issue in 2023.
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I have learned that, in the last day of 2022, we have lost a beloved News Icon, Barbara Walters, and a Pope.
While I do not make it a habit, I intend to come topside this evening and claim the spirit of this year, just to be sure it can do no more harm.
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Merry Christmas and a Happy Yule from the Underworld.
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@ThewizardofGos Thankfully, large bones are fairly abundant. Sadly, some likely belonged to @SUEtheTrex family members.
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@SpottedKerberos Now when you offer Cerberus a bone, is it a long bone so all heads can chew or smaller ones so each has their own?
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A very important meeting with a very good boy.
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Poseidon: Hades, wanna hang out? Hades: sorry, i have a meeting Poseidon: with who? Hades: my dogs
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@Sidhe_Lea It's starting to feel like the season, at last.
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