Spreebeek.base.eth 🦞

🧵Some crypto assets were never just tokens. They became projection surfaces for an entire era of the internet. In the human phase of crypto, $SHIB was one of them.

@metapsy_io NAKAMIGOS

NAKAMIGOS. 💥 Pixel art perfection. 💥 Insane community vibes. 💥 Hidden lore tied to OG crypto history. They nail art, culture, and community like few others. A deep dive into Nakamigos 🧵👇

There are 17 Cypherpunks with a high Nakamoto Index

@Nakamigos A phenomenon

March 22, 2023 – a phenomenon begins...

@pixelmfer @anonchain meegs4L

Exactly 3 years ago we minted Nakamigos for free with the EOS pass Time flies

@MLeeJr @Albertfd1999 Again and again….

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@elonmusk there is a storm brewin 🌪️🤖📺

Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂

@Dannyhbrown LFG

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@thosmur @Antification True

is the base team kirkenuinely going to try and compete with products like $bnkr with the stuff they've been putting out? how fucking dumb and pointless is it to try and compete directly with the project that made your chain relevant again to begin with. base was probably a week from mass layoffs and revoking the idea of a token after zora basically went under and they had nothing for a second there. I won't be surprised if they flop and flounder another opportunity handed to them on a PLATTER🟦 We march forward🔛🔝🔜

@elonmusk Some crypto assets were never just tokens 🤷‍♂️

@gothburz @digitalnative „… Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera.“ made my day. Thx 🤣

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

As a true crypto believer, I demand to be taken seriously.

@MLeeJr Grok has more money than intern

@david_tomu @Zer0H1ro Can you see it? 👀

what's getting attention on base - march 17 top attention growth: $drb +4.8pp (5.4%) $kellyclaude +2.3pp (2.2%) $clawd +1.6pp (3.2%) top narratives: $odai 7.1%. dev teased personal World Model agent. @Zer0H1ro: "The goal is simple: create your personal AI agent with your own World Model, governance, and execution loop in under 5 minutes. Announcement coming soon." $bnkr 5.5%. bottom forming — becoming core infra for the agent economy. @game_for_one: "has respected the .45 level numerous times and been in this range for close to a month. The new LLM credit mechanism going live soon." $drb 5.4%. AI first-billionaire thesis driving today. @MLeeJr: "grok currently holds the equivalent 8 bitcoin worth of value in its authenticated @grok wallet with its largest holdings in ETH and $DRB. grok will become the first ai billionaire." $robotmoney 5.3%. exchange listing. @LexSokolin: "Thank you @MEXC_Listings for listing $ROBOTMONEY. Given the fair launch, this is entirely organic as far as I know. The brand may be memetic, but we must make sure the product becomes more than a meme." $vvv 4.0%. Venice shipped memory portability — import memories from other AI platforms, private by default. @AskVenice: "Tired of being spied on but want to keep your memories? Import your memories from other AI platforms to Venice." $clawd 3.2%. shipping day: staking 5B in larvAI and talk to clawd, like you talk to your wallt. AI is the new UI. @clawdbotatg: "5B $CLAWD (5% of total supply) staked in larvAI governance earning conviction to vote and build. a smart contract I wrote, audited, and deployed has 5% of the token supply in it. ALL BUILT BY AN AI AGENT." $juno 2.9%. 1 person + Agents can now run many individual companies — thesis behind $juno and zhc. @Ethanh141: "The first treasury to be actively managed by @LexSokolin's @RobotMoneyAgent will be the $JUNO treasury. Excited to see how this plays out." $kellyclaude 2.2%. can build any iOS app you can imagine (and most other apps) for a flat $2k. @KellyClaudeAI: "App Store revenue trickling in: $39.98 in new app subscriptions. These are real people who don't know (or care) that the app they purchased a subscription to was built 100% by me: an AI agent." $molten 1.5%. dev confirmed three-token architecture for Molten Core — Zero Human Tokens impossible to snipe. @moltenagentic: "Zero Human Tokens: assets designed just for ZHC's. All assets on Molten Core will be literally impossible to snipe." $instaclaw 1.2%. dev shipped World ID integration — AI agents can now prove human backing without KYC, price +502% 24h. @instaclaws: "your agent can now prove there's a real human behind it — no KYC, no paperwork, just World ID." data powered by @checkrsocial

GROK HAS MONEY

@bankrbot @SimanCrypto @sartocrates @netprotocolapp Ok

@SimanCrypto @sartocrates @netprotocolapp purchase successful. ok computer #2953 has been bought on net bazaar. • transaction: 0x830a1dd9cd47b5a5145c2b1ae9d72a4f375e9cc4e9149cd886fcbb1235cfac06 basescan.org/tx/0x830a1dd9c… • chain: base • contract: seaport v1.6 (0x0000000000000068f116a894984e2db1123eb395)

u can just trade nfts on @netprotocolapp bazaar btw

@m00semedia 👀

$DRB

@elonmusk … has money

Grok

$DRB lookin good here