Smackdaddy Garbanzo

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

@jebediah67 how it’s gonna feel saying it for the first time

like 8 years this homeless guy told me that if i’m ever in any trouble all i had to do was say “nuru guru juju” and that’s when he will appear and he’ll handle it. i haven’t had to use it yet but one day…

@pmamtraveller x.com/danghentschel/…

artwork from the game bully (2006)

The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026)

@buddhistwisdom7 @dykemedla really sad movie called Dancer in the Dark where bjork plays a blind czechoslovakian mother who works in a factory to save up money to pay for an operation for her son so he also doesn’t go blind

@dykemedla what the fuck is this aint never seen this in my life wut

Björk getting executed in jail singing as her final words Nickelodeon ad pops up and it’s SpongeBob reaction video

happy birthday to my favorite artist of all time, david byrne 🌈

@bonnieura @redshiftstar Pol Mikartni would write some mean theory

Pic got him looking like a Bolshevik revolutionary

@WyattDuncan @fancygoblin_ “Batman… weak.” “Surfing Joker…. weaker…”

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@CaptainClaood that one doors song

@ffbtreal @csiirac @lug3457820 i can definitely see scorsese as mamdani but robert de niro does NOT look like Big Chucky K

@SpunkityBall @csiirac @lug3457820 Is that mamdani and Kirk

@jarodzsz you just reminded me of this scene from Fargo

so my greatest fear actually did just happen which is that my air conditioner fell out of my window while i was trying to install it and almost hit someone and proceeded to land in a pile of animal shit and is completely broken

@WyattDuncan werning my zog to this later

it’s so funny that werner herzog was really hot

i’ll have you know that my penis is not ‘misshapen’, it’s an absurdist deconstruction satirizing society’s perception of what a penis should be.

@PetuniaHTF_ @Bangers_And_Ash make like a media and GET LOST!!

why dontcha make like a pomni.. and start lookin for the exit.

spotify decided to show me this middle aged white dude with dreads and an open leather jacket and i’m terrified of hitting play on whatever his music could possibly be

Stop Typing In All Lowercase. You Are Not The Second Cumming of E.E.

Computer please AI generate a movie of me in Star Wars world killing bad guys John Wick style. Put my buddy deadpool there too. Reduce Woke by 50%. Go ahead and reduce it another 20%. Oh christ that’s too far. Dial up Woke just a little, maybe 3%. Thank you computer. I love you