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@AmericaPapaBear um i hear the ptsd / empathy arguments but this guy is getting shot dead the second i see him looking maniacally around for my daughter. clear castle doctrine case depending on state, and otherwise clear self-defense / defense of others case

🚨BREAKING UPDATE: The 'Harry Dresden' viral Ring video takes a CRAZIER turn! The man has been identified as Thomas Nichols and this footage shows him INSIDE the residence after the front door episode! The homeowner is seen confronting and threatening him with a shovel as he moves through the house yelling for the man's daughter! If that were my house, he would not be freely walking through yelling for MY DAUGHTER!

@TIME "brands Vera Rubin" makes it sound like Jensen's gone all Christian Dior on us

At Nvidia's annual GTC conference, CEO Jensen Huang showcased the brands Vera Rubin system, its superchip platform.

@KofiOnX @bill_pole @SawyerMerritt @Tesla and yet, you usually rely on your wifi instead of being cautiously but properly ethernet-wired

@bill_pole @SawyerMerritt @Tesla This looks like my WiFi trying its best 😭

NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have thoroughly researched and checked this system, more than a year and a half. The RDW has issued a type approval for Tesla's driver's assistance system, FSD Supervised. This driver's assistance system has been extensively researched and tested on our test track and on public roads for more than a half years. Safety is paramount for the RDW. The proper use of this driver's system makes a positive contribution to road safety." This approval from the RDW clears the path for approval in other European countries. Tesla owners in the Netherlands will be receiving FSD (Supervised) on their cars shortly. Amazing day!

@THFCDanT @TheSpursWatch youre laughable

@TheSpursWatch Good. He’s a serial bottler and loser. Stay way away from him.

🚨🗞️"My understanding about Pochettino is that there were senior figures at Tottenham against hiring him as it would be a nod back to the Daniel Levy era even though it was understood it would be a popular move. Vivienne Lewis is understood to be one of those against rehiring Pochettino." @JacobsBen via @LastWordOnSpurs

@SpursOfficial @VictorWanyama ok i admit that was well done

We had @VictorWanyama and he was nice we enjoyed it. Wishing you all the very best in your retirement, Victor. Thanks for the memories 🤍

@johncoogan @sama aaaand i'm out

TBPN has been acquired by OpenAI! The show is staying the same and we’ll continue to go live at 11am pacific every weekday. This is a full circle moment for me as I’ve worked with @sama for well over a decade. He funded my first company in 2013. Then helped us fix a serious logjam during a critical funding round a few years later. When I took my second company through YC, he was president at the time, and then when I joined Founders Fund, the first deal I saw in motion was the post-ChatGPT round in late 2022. And as we started growing TBPN last year, he was the very first lab lead to join the show. Thank you to everyone that has been a part of TBPN until now. The last year has been the most fun and rewarding part of my career and we’re excited to have more resources than ever going forward.

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk "Fortunately, the Court of Chancery is far greater than any one person." 🤔 I can think of at least one person who's greater.

BREAKING: Delaware Judge Kathaleen McCormick has officially announced that she will no longer preside over multiple lawsuits involving @elonmusk and his companies after Elon's lawyers alleged she had shown bias against him after ruling against him in high-profile cases. Last week, Elon's attorneys wrote to the court pointing to a LinkedIn screenshot that they said shows she supported a post on the network celebrating Elon's defeat in a California civil fraud trial. In the past, Judge McCormick ruled against Elon with his $56B Tesla pay package case and the Twitter lawsuit. Here is Judge Kathaleen McCormick's full letter that she released today: "Dear Counsel: This letter addresses the motions for my recusal and to randomly reassign two of the three above-referenced actions. The motion for recusal rests on a false premise—that I support a LinkedIn post about Mr. Musk, which I do not in fact support. I am not biased against the defendants in these actions. In fact, I dismissed a suit against Mr. Musk just last year. The motion for recusal is denied. But the motion for reassignment is granted—I will reassign each of the three above-referenced actions. As should be obvious, disproportionate media attention surrounding a judge’s handling of an action is detrimental to the administration of justice. Fortunately, the Court of Chancery is far greater than any one person. I have complete faith in the Vice Chancellors’ abilities to adjudicate these matters. And three of them will. Please contact my Chambers to obtain a time for the random reassignment. All counsel are welcome to attend. But each of the individuals who signed the motion for reassignment or the joinder in that motion must appear to witness what they requested."

@Gfilche SpaceTeX

when SpaceX buys Tesla what will the combined company be called??

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside bars 🥸 ... 🙇‍♂️

From Sam Altman’s occasional liberalism to Elon Musk’s flexible free speech absolutism, tech broligarchs politics are hard to nail down. @CaseyNewton and @noUpside try to make sense of who they really are. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@VFTLpodcast @dannykellywords god bless you @dannykellywords

A very important message from our host. We’re all with you @dannykellywords 🤍

@SciGuySpace "It's happening." This justification provides the rationale from switching from Nokia's N8 to Nokia's Lumos 920. Same company, but expecting better success...this time! ok

It's happening. "This justification provides the rationale for contracting by other than full and open competition to award a sole-source contract to United Launch Alliance (ULA) to procure replacement upper stages for use in the Space Launch System (SLS) for the Artemis IV and Artemis V missions." sam.gov/workspace/cont…

@premierleague tf?

@AlasdairGold @SpursArmyTweets he was probably just trying to give you credit

@SpursArmyTweets Hi there, can you stop tagging me in your posts please from now on.

🚨🎙️ Ange Postecoglou on changing the focus to the UEFA Europa League last season: “We got to February, I think we'd just lost to Liverpool, because we had a deep run in the Carabao Cup, the second leg, and we'd won the first leg 1-0, but we were on fumes by then, so Liverpool battered us. “So we're out of the Carabao Cup, I said okay, we're 16 points from relegation, that isn't going to happen. “We've got a real narrow path to winning something, right, for this football club, which we know what that means, but also, Champions League, Champions League money, so, again, I'm obsessive about the game.” @WeAreTheOverlap via @AlasdairGold

@0hour1 he probably actually ordered ranch with his ice cream

So the guy who financed the metoo movement and the Trump lawsuits was the guy who actually went to the island and Ranch asking if his ICE CREAM was ready.

@SpursOfficial not "rehabilitation with our medical staff"

We can confirm that Wilson Odobert has sustained a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee. Wilson will see a specialist next week before undergoing surgery, and will then commence his rehabilitation with our medical staff. We're all behind you, Wilson 🤍

@criptoworlduser fuck you you POS for hacking my account

@monk_stuff @DirtyTesLa uhh the name still makes sense ⚡️

@DirtyTesLa it's irrelevant because Tesla won't survive the merger. it will be folded into SpaceX. Take Tesla private will be real this time. also, the name makes no sense without its automotive business.

"What's the fastest way I can get Tesla's market cap to $8.5 Trillion?"

@SCUBADUDE406 @stevenmarkryan teslax emoji would be 💩 not 💦

@stevenmarkryan What are we gonna name it? TeslaX, TespaceX or I’m rich bitch?

96.9% of $TSLA investors right now: 💦

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla CNBC: BREAKING: Tesla sets up shareholders for April reality check in next earnings report

BREAKING: @Tesla has just released its Q4 earnings results. Highlights: • EPS (non-GAAP): $0.50 vs. $0.44 est • EPA (GAAP): $0.24 • Revenue: $24.9B vs. $24.5B est • Net income (GAAP): $840M

@elonmusk hate to be that guy, but what about if you're over the legal limit? that's worth more to...swim

I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD).