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THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW THREAD! Below you can find the links to the scout reports I've made on players I believe we should be targeting for the upcoming window. Not only that, every player we get linked to will be included here too. Enjoy!

So when ENIC put in the £100m they snuck in a warrant that nobody has noticed until a finance guy has spotted a £23m spike in the accounts. The warrant starts at 5% and increases 1.5% PA, it increases the % payout to ENIC yearly and dilutes minority shareholders. It’s already worth £200m+ £100m injection to fund the team actually resulted in a £200m additional chunk from any sale, plus another 1.5% per year />£50m PA 🤌🏽

YE PREVIEWED A NEW FINISHED SONG W/ DON TOLIVER @ THE LA BULLY LISTENING PARTY

Ye originally wanted Lauryn Hill on “All Falls Down” in 2004 as it interpolates her song “Mystery of Iniquity,” but he couldn’t get the sample cleared at the time Two decades later he brings her out to perform it together for the first time in front of a sold-out crowd of 80,000 fans 🔥🔥🔥 LEGENDARY 🤯

There is not a rapper dead or alive seeing him in a versuz ngl

KANYE WEST ANDRE TROUTMAN ALL THE LOVE (LIVE) NO WORDS FOR THIS 7 MINUTE MASTERPIECE

GOAT TIMEEEEE

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

Problem with this is... You'd replace the very generation who knows best how to implement and use AI effectively. Then you're going to have this expensive product that no one knows how to use.

Build the football club around Tel. Do it now.

The fact it's taken this long for Tel to become a regular is DISGUSTING. Insane player.

Spurs fans, we need to accept reality here. We are over as a serious football institution. We are going down, truthfully. It's done. Sad, sad reality.

@BoringBiz_ This includes anyone up to 40 right now I'm being so real

One of the most common complaints I have heard from hiring managers in finance is that most of Gen Z is “un-hirable” Their claim is that the combination of social media and social isolation has completely cooked a lot of their brains Gen Z has a tendency to lose focus very quickly during meetings. They often don’t fully participate in social events at work They also tend to push back heavily against managers and don’t follow the traditional rules around the workplace Would be curious to hear if other people have experienced the same with their interns or young analysts

Van de Ven... Biggest fall from grace I've ever seen. This club is done for.

@HipHopNumbers Big KRIT has the best double album of all time let's be real

J. Cole casually carrying a DOUBLE ALBUM by himself! Do you wish he had more features on The Fall-Off? 91.1% of the lyrics Look at his stats compared to other legends who have dropped their own double albums At no point do I get bored of Cole's vocals on The Fall-Off. He switches things up so often, different stories, different flows, he raps, he sings, he produces, he does it all on this project and it's still AOTY for me by a long way 4

Such a good album. Been a while since we had incredible quality this consistently in a year

Baby Keem opens up about his mother being homeless during his Die for My Bi**h mixtape days on his new song "No Security." "I’m a genius, I was told, I’m a genius, I was chose/I’m a product to the world, it’s some things that I ain’t told/Like when my mama walk me ’round with no shoes in the cold/When I was dying for my bi**h, my mom was sleeping in a tent/Goin’ back and forth to jail, should I bail or should I vent?"—Baby Keem on "No Security"

@businessXplain They are too late in this game unfortunately as it relates to private offtakers. Other traders have wrapped their arms around those guys already. They must have a muni strategy they're looking at

ANOTHER COMPANY ENTERS ELECTRICITY MARKET Blu Label Unlimited has become the latest private sector player to take on Eskom’s dominance in the energy trading market. The JSE-listed prepaid specialist will now trade electricity through its subsidiary, BluEnergy Trading. The move places Blu Label among private players entering a market such as Investec and Vodacom. A CLOSER LOOK 1/ Energy trading is no longer limited to utilities; private companies, banks, commodity traders, and tech firms now buy and sell electricity through bilateral agreements and wholesale power markets. 2/ Independent Power Producers (IPPs) sell electricity directly to traders or large-scale customers under long-term Power Purchase Agreements (PPAs). 3/ Meta (Facebook) currently signs large-scale renewable energy PPAs globally to power its data centres, effectively acting as one of the world's largest corporate electricity consumers and emerging energy market participants. 4/ Google and Amazon are among the world’s largest corporate purchasers of renewable energy, frequently utilizing virtual PPAs to hedge against electricity price fluctuations. 5/ Energy traders generate profit on margins by purchasing power at wholesale rates and selling it to municipalities, corporations, or distributors at negotiated or retail prices. 7/ Electricity trading facilitates the integration of renewable energy into national grids through sophisticated balancing and wheeling arrangements. 8/ Many municipalities employ prepaid metering systems to mitigate revenue risk and debt exposure in electricity distribution. 9/ Municipal debt to Eskom has escalated sharply, surpassing R100-billion by late 2025, posing a systemic risk to the utility’s financial stability despite national intervention efforts. Full story - ln.run/EIYnt Pictured - Blu Label Unlimited Joint CEOs, Mark and Brett Levy

@SebOnFootball @ben_bowman_ Going to be watching very where Sissoko is placed.

Ranking every Spurs player since 2020 with @ben_bowman_ for a YouTube video tomorrow…. Gonna be a TASK

@talkcentss Sabvest.

I don’t have 2026 stock picks, but there is a pool of companies I research, Learn, invest, and trade. Here are the stocks: 🔸 Nedbank ( Banking Space ) 🔸 Naspers 🔸 Sun international 🔸 Valterra platinum 🔸 Tharisa PLC 🔸 Lewis group 🔸 Pepkor Group 🔸 Thungela Resources 🔸 Sasol 🔸 DRD Gold 🔸 Optasia 🔸 JSE 🔸 Standard Bank 🔸 AngloGold Ashanti ( Gold space ) 🔸 Purple Group 🔸 Stor-Age Property 🔸Advtech Which ones are your favorite?

Just imagining Tel under Pochettino 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨