Pasquale Valentino

Being sick humbles you most when you’re alone.🙌

Blink-Juan82 🤟🤟🤟

Before dating any woman, I asked my mom what I should look for in a woman. I thought she would say: Low body count No guy friends Don’t go to clubs But instead she said this:

I found an INSANE March Madness system for the round of 64... All-time: 173-28 (86%) / ROI: +11% L5 years: 44-5 (90%) / ROI: +16% Active on 7 teams in the R64👀 Get this to 300 ❤️'s + comments and I'll drop the 7 teams ASAP. Welcome to March.

Me telling my mom a secret: My mom the next day:

This shouldn’t make me laugh this much 😭

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best: "I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

"Your feed must be full of girls" Literally my feed:

Top hated characters in TV history 1. Brad Bellick (Prison Break) 2. Livia Soprano (Sopranos) 3. Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones)

More of this, please.😂

Sometimes when it rains you just have to roll the window up

The New York Metropolitans play baseball today

Griezmann sold a fake glance and a fake pass, completely fooling the keeper and even his own teammate😭🔥

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

Look at the ball boy 😭🤣

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different😭😭

Bad Bunny during Super Bowl Halftime Show 🏈✨