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US messageboard 4Chan mocks £520,000 fine for UK online safety breaches bbc.in/4lyLyNK

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

@EmmanuelMacron Surrendermonkey says what?

I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today. It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.

Looks like she put two balloons in her shorts

Today is the target date for the WNBA and the WNBPA (the players) to reach an agreement to avoid delaying the May 8 start of the season. To not get a deal done — to stop the historic momentum of the first two years of the Caitlin Clark era — would be absolute insanity.

A deal won’t be done because WNBA players negotiate with emotion, not logic. They don’t understand, or just simply refuse to understand basic economics. The WNBPA is full of irrational, jealous women, who hate the fact that the face of the league is a white chick from middle America.

@BonillaJL Bro needs to get into the insider trading more and fix that hair...

WATCH: Sen. James Lankford (R-OK) ENDS ABC's George Stephanopoulos for platforming the Iranian FM and mostly allowing him to spew propaganda GERGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And we are back now with Republican senator James Lankford of Oklahoma. Senator, thank you for joining us this morning you just heard the Iranian foreign minister. He said this attack was unprovoked. How do you respond? JAMES LANKFORD: Yeah, I would hope that Iranian TV is carrying Marco Rubio today, the same as you all just carried the Iranian foreign minister today. We certainly have been provoked on this. this. Just a year ago, we had over 180 attacks from Iran on Americans, either through their proxies or directly from Iran. They continue to be able to fund the attack of ships off the coast of Yemen. Obviously, there are they're funding Hezbollah, the Shia militants. They have continued to be able to attack us now for decades, and that is accelerated. So just because we have blocked their attacks doesn't mean they're not attacking us. So this becomes the situation where you're shooting at a police officer and telling him you can't fire back unless they hit you. We've continued to be able to block them, find ways to be able to prevent their attacks but they have certainly been attacking us. We ended their nuclear program and they said, we're going to start all over again because they are determined to have a nuclear weapon. And so this is the moment to be able to say, you're going to stop attacking American citizens and you're not going to have a nuclear weapon.

Under Article I, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution, only Congress has the power to declare war, as well as to raise and support armies, provide and maintain a navy, and fund and regulate the military. Impeach the SOB.

@WallStreetMav Riiiigh. The same Paramount that did this under Ellison?

CNN staff are threatening to quit if Trump ally Larry Ellison buys Warner Bros, which owns CNN. “No one wants to work for the Ellisons,” that person said. “And if Bari is going to be running CNN, expect people to leave.”

@harveyspistols @the_sandalorian @X9_redux Yeah, that's just weird. My lgs is a smaller shop staffed by a bunch of autistic gun nerds. I go in just looking around and a half hour later, I'm about to buy a FAL or a demilled RPG just from the conversations before I come to my senses. One of these days, I won't tho... 😁

NEVER EVER HAS THIS BEEN OR WILL IT EVER BE HARVEY’S. If ⁦@the_sandalorian⁩ or ⁦@X9_redux⁩ are ever in town we will be sure to treat you as any neighborly East Tennesseean should!

@ImMeme0 Next Somali scam - cosmetic dentistry

🚨BREAKING: Somalis in Minneapolis demand $200 million in reparations for business closures and community trauma

If you're not watching this guy do BBQ, you're wrong. youtu.be/29Sr1m2JaF8?si…

@harveyspistols If I win this, I would use it to end that stupid groundhog and his extra winter bullshit...

Sometimes, my friends, it is all business and Rascal has had enough of pushin' paper this past week. Some things just can't be rectified with accounting no matter how great the cook. So, Rascal needs you to ride shotgun while we pay an associate a little visit for a chat. Oh, and here's this... Ya never know, right? For Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway this week Rascal has a Sig Sauer M11-A1 9mm pistol! Many of you know the drill, for those who are new, FOLLOW us, if you do not already, REPOST or QUOTE POST (Rascal love's a good quote post), and REPLY! Remember @grok says the more engagement we get right out of the gate the greater chance our giveaway will "break through"! We appreciate you all; sorry it is up late today. Good Luck, Godspeed, and don't pull any punches this week. Capiche?

@AJManaseer Chicago-adjacent Bears

This Site C site in Gary is actually kinda perfect, even forgetting all the incentives. Super close to downtown Chicago, along the lake, lots of cheap land, already connected via expressway and rail… plus Gary is the quintessential Rust Belt sob story and has been the butt of jokes for decades so there’s a feel good element to it. This is where I’d bet becomes the winning site.

@GuntherEagleman She's only there to be a target. You realize that, right?

🚨 MIC DROP: Greg Gutfeld just EVISCERATED Jessica Tarlov on The Five, left her speechless! ‘How NAIVE are you?!’ ‘You create the environment and then complain about the consequences! When you kick over a beehive, don’t complain when the bees come after you!’ ‘When you poke a bear, don’t say, “I can’t believe the bear’s chasing me!” You guys are DELIBERATELY creating chaos!’ ‘And WHEN there is chaos, you go, “Oh my God, someone gets hurt!” These organizations DESIRE chaos!’ Gutfeld absolutely destroyed the leftist narrative, well done and spot on!

@pnwguerrilla Same thing on aliexpress is about $8. Probably made in the same sweatshop.

Literally who the fuck would buy this? And why?

@ClayTravis Pretty sure his wife wears the penis in that family...

Warriors coach Steve Kerr says an ICE agent murdered an innocent woman and the government is lying about it in his post-game press conference.

@GovTimWalz Looks like your vision is about as sharp as your ability to find fraud, dipshit.

I’ve seen the video. Don’t believe this propaganda machine. The state will ensure there is a full, fair, and expeditious investigation to ensure accountability and justice.

@harveyspistols @WilsonCombat

Alright my friends, smoke break is over. While Rascal is doing his best to become the bane of the Red Coats he's handing you a rifle to do your part! This weeks battlefield pickup is a @WilsonCombat Protector S Carbine 16" in 5.56! Follow, if not already, Quote or Repost (QUOTES ARE PREFERABLE 😁) and reply! Reminder for old friends and announcement for new friends. This is currently our sole method of advertising on this platform. Help Rascal spread the word so we can meet the would be tyrants with a proper barrage! Charge!