🏳️‍⚧️ Squeaky Tam 🏳️‍🌈

New glasses! I can finally see!

@TheRealPuffster Sorry I was a little drunk

I was in the middle of a mental breakdown but then the rat in my attic started scurrying around and bumping into shit and that snapped me out of it

I've been migrating over to the other better version of this site so add me there if you are also there 🦋

@TheRealPuffster What was it?

Recognized a song playing at the fine dining restaurant we were at was a remix of a warframe track -50,000,000 aura

Found out yesterday that when my little brother plays bg3 he always romance's Astarion

@TheRealPuffster Ye

Late to the party but lemme know if you wanna be placed

@beautyoutlaw_ @LeeFlyy The very first depiction of Jesus was him with a donkeys head. It was slanderous graffiti in a cave making fun of a random guy for believing in Jesus

@LeeFlyy I know Jesus is PISSED.

Dawgggggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@aprilsaurus98 Well if you ever run a campaign I'd love to join

@Squeaky_Tam i also own the books and im pretty good at DMing :)

WE WILL REBUILD #earthquake

@aprilsaurus98 DM

@aprilsaurus98 I have the rule books but I can't do for shit

@aprilsaurus98 I wanna try that one so bad!

@Squeaky_Tam Also Vampire the Masquerade is gayer

Apparently swifties are fueding with a fiction vampire that's that's just funny

@Sanoon07811290 Amazing call back! 10/10

@Squeaky_Tam Plus it had that weird scene where a guard came in and told the couple they can't be in there, so they stop banging, go to another room, then continue. What was the point of that?!

Easy. Sex. Wait, I messed up the prompt. It's sex. Damnit!

@Sanoon07811290 The spinoff Doggy style and it's sequel Doggy style: Infinite Reliquary were pretty good. Not sure if they were better though. There's a lot of mixed opinions on those

@Squeaky_Tam Sex 3: Revenge of the Queens

I fear I may have to give up my passenger princess title soon

@beautyoutlaw_ @hurleyquinnzel In the original she got with a guy in the end. In the new one she's gay

@hurleyquinnzel She WAS a lesbian. Regina said she was “Lebanese” because she’s a dumb blonde stereotype. It’s a joke that no one caught on to for years. And really clever at that.

@beautyoutlaw_ @thr0neofass Here in LA 20$ a ticket is very normal

@thr0neofass It’s absolutely not. My local theater is $6 for matinee tickets and $7 evening tickets. If they run a movie in 3D it’s $13. The concessions are pricier but over all we get out of there spending a total of $30-40. And it is a nice and newly renovated theater with a restaurant.

@beautyoutlaw_ @kierstenbrunn Those are grape tomatoes. Cherry are a little bigger and round not oval

@kierstenbrunn Make some pasta sauce !!

What the absolute fuck do I do with this many cherry tomatoes 😂😂

@TheRealPuffster @justrenaisgood Me too

@justrenaisgood I’m both

trans people: i’m trans society: ok guy with a fast metabolism: yea it’s like no matter how much i eat i won’t gain any weight lol